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Here are my recommendations of games that I played for the first time in 2020. S-tier games that have become my all-time favourites made this list. 2020 was the year where I finally realised which games I actively want to play and it’s made my gaming experiences so much more entertaining.
Here are also some games to completely avoid with exaggerated opinions. These are some of the worst games I’ve ever played, ranging anywhere from confusingly irredeemable to malignant, insulting games that are only holding back video games as an entertainment and art form, and hate you for playing them.
I’ve listed some better games at the end of each review as much better alternatives with similar gameplay or style. Please vehemently disagree with me in the comments
Best: Resident Evil 2 Resident Evil 2 has everything I want from an action game. The core gameplay of running around a police department, escaping fights with monsters and zombies while working out puzzles is Resident Evil’s thing, and Resident Evil 2 adds solid gunplay, meaningful weapon upgrades and rewarding items for putting in extra effort. I only missed one which required some backtracking near the end of the game, and realised that about 5 minutes after a point of no return. The Tyrant chasing you around adds a lot of flavour to the game, forcing you to adapt strategies and plans. Resident Evil 2 also has my personal distinction of being the only game I’ve ever finished twice back to back, finishing Leon and then Claire’s story in a week.
Resident Evil 7: Biohazard Take everything I said about Resident Evil 2, plus frightening horror that actually got to me at points, a better story, and a first person perspective that works incredibly well, and that’s what I have to say about Resident Evil 7. Absolutely the best in the series as it amplifies what makes the Resident Evil games so great while adding equally interesting new ideas. The Baker family’s grotesque transformations and gory boss fights are highlights, chainsawing an old man’s face and shotgunning a crazy old woman is the most fun I’ve had this year.
Bloodborne It’s between Bloodborne or Bioshock as my favourite game of all time. I fear that I could spend hours typing what fascinated me about this game, so I’ll save my collected thoughts for another post. Bloodborne’s world is captivating from beginning to end. It unravels as you gather insight on the desecrated city of Yharnam, learning about the Healing Church forsaking the city with its endless hunts. My character, a woman who has left her land after her family were slaughtered by the same beasthood that ravaged Yharnam, fit perfectly with the story, and even thematically mirrored a DLC character’s past. By the way, The Old Hunters DLC is the best DLC ever, no doubt. If you’re going to buy Bloodborne go with Game of the Year edition, it’s spectacular. Of course you don’t need the DLC to fully enjoy the game, but it adds an impressive amount of gameplay hours, new story that adds to the main story, the excellent Research Hall level, the most dramatic boss fight and a pizza cutter weapon. Bloodborne’s gameplay is equally as fascinating as the story, with a fast-paced almost fighting game style combat system, a nearly completely connected immersive world, expert level design, some of the best bosses in any video game, and terrifying difficulty. For many players, these may seem too much or ‘not for me’, (always disappointing to see people give up on the Souls games, but understandable given the lack of beginner friendliness), and I certainly felt the same way at first. When I learnt to persevere and actively focus on the game, quitting out whenever a mild inconvenience in real life happened, it became a joy to play. I had mastered and overcome a godly challenge. I’m pretty terrible at games generally, so I honestly feel proud that I managed to beat this game and the DLC. Bloodborne’s cathartic moments, its incredible story and the pure art of the game which can be captured in a screenshot, or the masterful soundtrack, are all why it’s likely my favourite game ever.
Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night Overlooked is an understatement. Made by the director of Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, this game is metroidvania almost perfected. Almost, as there’s some inconsistent game design towards the end with a specific puzzle, but that’s my only real criticism. It’s also a well deserved ‘fuck you’ to Konami, with a pachinko boss fight and David Hayter practically voicing Snake. Gameplay is excellent with intuitive dungeons, bonus areas, RPG-style weapon, skills and armour customisation, and some crushingly difficult bosses. If you want a rest from the main game, you can always return to the beginning town and complete quests - my favourite is making meals for a constantly hungry old woman, as you can later buy and use them for permanent stat boosts. Shamefully, I really liked dressing up Miriam, the main character anime girl. Messing around with her skin colour and unlocking hairstyles is worth the £20 alone. With free upcoming DLC, it’s a perfect patient gamer game.
Spec Ops: The Line Spec Ops: The Line is a perfect game. Many criticise the cover shooting, but it twists the generic mechanics into something amazing. In games such as Gears of War or Uncharted, taking cover is used to stop enemies shooting at you, reload, regen health, have a cup of tea or anything you can do while crouching. Spec Ops, however, puts you against relentless enemies who will suppress your fire when in cover and move to flank you, meaning you are forced to move and take damage, or work out a strategy with your teammates on the fly. It’s not deep strategy, but it really adds a new dimension to the game which sets it apart. The level design is excellent too, with plenty of memorable combat arenas like a decaying stadium, a destroyed luxury hotel, and an abandoned mall, which all go hand in hand with the story, which needs no introduction. Dubai has been wiped out by a sandstorm, and a rogue US army battalion led by your former leader and some civilians remain. Each level adds another piece to the PTSD puzzle, as you mow down hundreds of American soldiers who scream out in fear and panic as the game slow-motions their heads being destroyed by one of your bullets, while death rattles of wounded soldiers permeate the arena. Walker, voiced expertly by Nolan North, slowly changes over the course of the game as his honest, heroic decisions turn out to be, well, not very heroic. One of my favourite details in a video game is how his reload and command voice lines change the further you go into the game, as the weight of his task to rescue civilians and extract his mentor becomes unbearable. Even the main menu changes throughout the game, representing the entropy of the city. I haven’t tried the multiplayer as there’s no one online, but the fact it’s there makes me appreciate this game even more. Spec Ops: The Line is video games as a narrative experience exemplified perfectly.
Rayman Legends Incredible 2D platformer that removes many conventions (lives, starting a level over, time) and is better for it. Each level has depth with collectables that unlock new characters and levels, and side challenges. The highlight is the music stages, which remix songs to fit the world’s theme, and the platforming is based on rhythm. Disappointing to hear of Michel Ancel’s departure from Ubisoft, as that means we’ll likely never get a sequel. I sympathise with you, Beyond Good and Evil fans. Now if only Ubisoft executives could stop trying to mount every female in the workplace and work on another of these games (Seriously though, fuck Ubisoft for the sexual assaults and their PR coverups).
Mario Kart Wii I never owned a Wii as a child. It pained me to see all my friends play Wii Sports Resort and Super Mario, but one game in particular eluded me: Mario Kart Wii. The speed, the soundtrack, the plastic wheel you put over the Wiimote - I remember being captivated by it and wishing I could have a gaming experience like that in my own home. 12 years later, the Wii and Wii U have as much grasp on popular culture relevancy as Game of Thrones, which is the perfect time to buy an old console and a copy of this game. Mario Kart Wii is exactly as I remember. Coconut Mall, DK’s Snowboard Cross, battle mode, plus all the tracks my friends never unlocked make this one of my personal favourites. I debated putting it on this list as I’d find it hard to compare to a game like Bloodborne or Bioshock, but any game that creates the same childhood wonder in me is instantly going in my favourites list. Mario Kart Wii is fun racing with enough depth to get good at, and even more exciting playing it with friends. Especially when you’ve got a spiny shell.
Worst: Rise of the Tomb Raider Basically ‘ok’ can only last so long before becoming tedious. Rise of the Tomb Raider does nothing notable with its gameplay. Most egregious is the plot that’s basically stolen beat for beat from Uncharted 2: Among Thieves. Mountains, evil super-Russians, and annoying bullet sponge mythical enemies at the end (although they’re better than the bootleg Thanos’ you fight in U2, but basically anything is). Lara Croft is insufferable, she has no personality and grunts and shoots her way through every situation. Definitely the best of the worst list as I finished only this and Detroit but I really shouldn’t have wasted my time. Instead play Uncharted 2: Among Thieves
Saints Row Mid-2000s 50 Cent and Soulja Boy era hip hop aesthetics were always cringe. Saints Row goes for that materialistic objectify all women attitude without much irony and actually takes itself seriously. The beginning is every angry teenage white boy’s dream of various women trying to sleep with you, surviving a gang attack and then being recruited to this gang because they noticed you’re such a chad. I’m surprised he didn’t also win a rap battle against Eminem. It’s trying to be Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas with its satire and comedy, but it ends up being cringy rather than funny when you’re listening to the stereotypical camp gay guy shouting down the radio without any smart jokes or wordplay. The game also runs terribly, even on my original Xbox One. I’m really hoping the other games in this series are as good as everyone says, and this is only a false start. Instead play Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas
Call of Duty: Infinite Warfare I imagine the pitch for this game was ‘Consumers didn’t like consuming the new Halo’s that they’ve consumed. Anyway, fellow executive, how will we make consumers consume another Call of Duty?’ ‘Let’s make the consumers consume Call of Duty while ripping off Halo down to the weapon and ship designs and promise a sci-fi experience with 2016 relevant celebrities and the usual passionless gameplay, and completely break the multiplayer with pay-to-win weapons. That way we can consume all of the disappointed Halo consumers’ money plus the yearly sycophants’ who’ll buy our games every year anyway. Wanna test our brand loyalty by releasing the worst trailer ever?’ Instead play Halo 4
Call of Duty: Black Ops 4 malignant and represents the worst of ‘live service’ microtransaction lootbox fuelled games. Literally a pay to win £50 (70 USD) game with overpowered weapons only in lootboxes that Activision promised not to include, no campaign and another cringy comedy zombies mode. Fuck this game and fuck Activision. I hope the executives’ spoilt and probably racist children are happy with the money they’ve got from gambling addicts. Instead play Doom Eternal
Detroit: Become Human malignant and represents the worst of emotional story-driven artistic pretentious wank games. Horrible storytelling about racism and abuse, no interesting or likeable characters, nonsensical plot twists and unbelievably miserable forced drama. Obvious and rudimentary observations about complex and incredibly serious social issues are constant. It feels exploitative and contrived to see humans try to rape and murder the harmless androids when in the game’s own context it makes no sense. I’m really sick of seeing this stuff in games and films, the obvious contrivances like stabbing a pregnant woman in the Last of Us by accident, ‘Now you must hate her, audience!’ Terrible writing. If you don’t make the choices the game wants you to make you’re railroaded until you play the game ‘properly’, so your choices mean nothing. I chose not to rescue a character who explicitly hated me because I was an android, which locked me out of a good (relative) ending, because your choices affect a good ending/bad ending binary system. Not playing the game the way David Cage wants you to? Bad ending, though the ‘good’ endings are equally poorly written. While I did actually finish the game, it is absolutely NOT representative of how much I enjoyed it compared to the others on this list. I only stuck around to the ending because my friends constantly recommended it, and because of the praise from reviewers desperate to give any high profile game a positive review if it increases their chances of working for a game company. See this year’s Game Awards as perfect example. David Cage has no ideas that aren’t already from much better movies, the talentless misogynist. I’m pretty sure he ripped the narrative straight out of Humans, a 2015-2018 UK TV show from the few scenes I’ve seen from it. At least Kojima makes good games when he steals from movies, and dubiously sexualises women. Instead play Batman and Batman: The Enemy Within (and watch Seven, Memento, Blade Runner and Blade Runner 2049)
Aliens: Colonial Marines it’s awful, but I’ll still take this over Black Ops 4 or The Division. Every level has basic and boring corridors with broken AI targets to shoot. I gave up after a broken stealth section. Pretty funny to watch, though. Instead play Doom
Knack memes aside, Knack sucks. Broken combat where every enemy is so vastly more powerful than you, no real combos in a beat ‘em up, strange Lego knockoff character designs. I can’t wait to play Knack 2 after I’ve finished literally every other game in existence Instead play Lego Marvel Super Heroes and Lego Star Wars: The Complete Saga
Dragon Ball Final Bout No idea why I played this, I don’t even like Dragon Ball. Anyway, it’s unplayable due to the abysmal controls Instead play Tekken 3
Wii Music Nintendo are pretty cool, but not free from making terrible games. Wii Music has no real gameplay. As soon as you put in the disc, you’ve won the game. Waving the Wiimote around without any rhythm or skill gets you through every song in the limited track list, which lacks any Killing in the Names or Through the Fire and the Flames(s). No fun at all, and especially disappointing from Nintendo. Instead play Tetris Effect: Connected
Tunnel B1 obscure mid-90s game. The colour brown. Best left forgotten. Instead play Star Wars Battlefront II
Tom Clancy’s The Division The Division proves that the gaming industry is often going backwards. It has less gameplay than Gears of War, another third-person cover shooter from 2006, released ten years before the Division. Even basic enemies are bullet sponges, meaning every encounter is hiding behind a chest high wall and waiting to unload 30 more rounds into them. The story is completely tone deaf and idiotic with a huge disconnect from the gameplay. If you’re a highly skilled operative why is one random thug so much more powerful than you? One of the most infuriating, lazy ways of designing combat, the anti-power trip. Life-wasting Ubisoft hollowness. At least I didn’t waste a weekend, as you can see all the game has to offer in about 4 hours. Instead play Spec Ops: The Line

I believe we can save the species and enjoy peace on Earth, with one shared idea. AMA

A quick bio: I graduated with a degree in Mathematics from MIT in 1999, making me a Gen-Xer. I was on the MIT blackjack team, and went on to a career as a financial programmer, before eventually transitioning to a full time trader. I have a lot of informed opinions about gambling, investing, poker, and HFT, if you are curious about those to aid your research.
In my late 30s, I experienced a manic episode. This is rather old for a first-timer but not unheard of. During this episode, my ability to think logically fundamentally broke down. I struggled to find anything that I could KNOW was true. I struggled to find any REAL divisions between things. My mind ran in circles. I thought aliens were talking to me via white noise on a broken TV. I believed the doctor chasing me with a needle was an evil spirit intent on killing me. I thought if I accepted my fate I could somehow save the world, and sat down to receive my death sentence. I did a bizarre dance to place my signature on my 4D path through space-time. Let's just say, things got weird.
My mental recovery began when I grasped onto a single, immutable truth... a core axiom, an assumption, which I could use to re-derive truths about the world. I had the perception that I reorganized my thinking into a tree of truth, rather than a jumbled mess of facts. I suspect I was helped by my incredibly limited long-term memory, which has always forced me to try to store the smallest amount of information possible, the classic absent-minded professor. Most of my beliefs didn't change, but a few core ideas were altered radically with powerful effects.
In the years that followed, I've come to believe in the power of thinking from first principles. Truth has predictive power, and building ideas from the ground up has made me very successful, both financially and spiritually. I play chess at an expert level, and carry a 4 handicap in golf, AMA if you like these as well. I don't say this to brag, but to convince you that this way of thinking can be useful for producing results efficiently. My friends know me as an unusually calm, content person.
What follows is the foundation of my spiritual success, built up from first principles, by challenging some of my deepest-held assumptions. I believe that anyone can learn these skills to become a happier, more content person, no matter their lot in life. I've given this "speech" a few times now to my closest friends, and now share it publicly for the first time. It's a work in progress.

Meet Bob. What is that core assumption you might ask? For me, it was... I am good. We already have to pause to define these terms... who am I? "I" am the animating life force, the decision maker, the thing making my body move. What is "good"? Well, it's the thing that the animating force feels will improve the state of the world in which it finds itself. Since pronouns are hard, let's replace "I" with "Bob"...

One of my core beliefs is that Bob animates everyone. We are all Bob. Everyone has an animating force, and that force moves through the world trying to make things better in some way. Some have described this as a bunch of mirrors in a smoky room, who don't recognize their sameness due to the smoke between them. Me, you, Ghandi, and Bin Laden, all Bob.

Sometimes Bob gets confused. For example, as a baby, Bob will immediately draw the mistaken conclusion that they are different from the rest of the world, unique. Bob starts by assuming that "good" means self-preservation. And how could he not? Natural selection powerfully weeds out any Bob's that don't associate "good" this way.

Bob then faces a series of formative events. The Bobs in close proximity start saying and doing things that cause Bob to react and build more truths, many of which are deeply flawed. Worse, those deeply held beliefs are almost impossible to change later in life. The misunderstandings continue.

One of the most fundamental misunderstandings is that there is intrinsic merit in one Bob's definition of "good' vs another's. Virtually every Bob on Earth makes this mistake. Bob sees clear value in all kinds of things. More money = good. Protecting my family = good. Wiping Jews off the Earth = good. Well ok that last one isn't so widely held any more, but for a large group in the 1930s, their thinking derailed in this way and they couldn't understand how anyone could think differently.

The reason for this mass error in judgment, which is the root cause of all pain in society, is the core belief that some moments are better than others. If I scratch off a winning lottery ticket, that moment is better than scratching off a loser. If I save my kid from drowning, that's better than letting them die. These beliefs are so fundamental that even proposing we reconsider this assumption takes a huge leap of faith. Many Bob's lack the capacity to reform fundamental assumptions like these. Those with the ability to do so will have to work at it. Those willing to try are the intended audience of this writing.

Objective vs subjective truth. Before we get to the grand finale, there is an important truth to accept about Bob. Bob is constantly assessing the differences of things in the world around him. He's constantly devising plans to further his view of "good", and assessing which results are better than others.

Take a particular moment in Bob's life. Bob is actually terrible at assessing an objective "goodness" of this moment. He excels, instead, at comparing that moment to another one. This is driven by natural selection... that's not a bush, it's a tiger! Bob doesn't realize this is what he's doing, but consider the facts. It has been shown that lottery winners, after a brief stint of happiness, are generally LESS happy than the general population as little as six months later. If you've ever made money, lost it, and felt the pain of returning to a place where you were happy before, you can start to see this in yourself first hand.

To sum up succinctly... Bob's mental state is highly path dependent. Give a homeless man a dollar and they will smile. Leave a rich man with only a dollar and they will be distraught. There is no objective assessment of the moment, only a comparison to the one that came before.

Visualizing the sphere of moments. This begs the question... does a proper, objective ordering of moments exist? Consider all the possible moments that could ever be. Now consider all the dimensions we could assign to these moments... we rate each one on a scale from 1 to 10. In the financial health dimension, a 10 might mean I'm a billionaire, and a 1 perhaps I'm homeless. In the marriage dimension, a 10 means my wife loves me, a 1 means she just chopped off my penis and I'm on the national news.

This is it. This is the end. This is where every Bob makes their fundamental mistake in judgment, a mistake practically required by natural selection for Bob to exist at all.

Bob assumes that in every dimension, you can lay out all the moments in a straight line from 1 to 10. I can look at the moments, see how much money I have, and the more money, the higher the number. If I'm assessing friendships, I can count my friends, more = good.

For Bob, 10 = heaven, and 1 = hell. Those whose value judgments align with his are allies. They are the good. Those whose value judgments push towards 1 are evil. They are the enemy. Destroy them.

But what if Bob is wrong? What if the very assignment of 1 and 10 are arbitrary? What if, in fact, you could construct a reasonable, self-consistent view that denominated any given moment as heaven, or any given moment as hell? In my manic search to prove my worldview was right, the only truth I could find was that there is no proof I was right. This idea is what brought me back.

Imagine we placed every moment that could ever be, condensed on to the surface of the Earth. The moments that are close together in our objective value assessment, we place close together on the surface. We look at the spot where we stand, and assign values... I'm a 7 financially, an 8 with friends, a 6 at chess, a 9 in my marriage... we keep our lists of how things are going. Next, we try to walk on the surface to a moment with slightly better numbers... sometimes we succeed, and the numbers go up. We are happy! Sometimes we fail and are sad. Sometimes we walk in one direction for a long time, only to change our view of the number system and discover we've taken a massive wrong turn. We're all walking in different directions. We all have different destinations. Some destinations are closer than others.

As we walk, we see the flatness of the Earth. We see the numbers around us going up and down. Just like our ancestors who lacked the perspective to see the Earth was round, similarly, we believe if we walk in the right direction forever, we will reach a point on the flat Earth where it ends. The point where we assign 10s in all dimensions. Heaven.

In fact, if you walk long enough, you just wind up where you started, because they moments are laid out in a circle, not in a line! Heaven and hell touch. The Budda taught that you can reach nirvana in two directions, and to me, this is what he meant.

Bullshit. Prove it. And also, what tangible effect does this view have in the real world? To prove that the numbering system is arbitrary, you just need to see that your assessment of the numbers is highly path dependent. If you've ever been upset about something, and then said, well, I guess it could be worse, you're performing this exercise and have felt its power to improve your mental state.

The real challenge is to show that heaven and hell touch. To do this, you need to construct a mental state in which you have reached ultimate happiness in your own personal hell. For me, I felt it very personally in my manic episode, as I sat down content in my own immediate hell (death), knowing that needle was going to end my life but save the world. I felt joy sweep through my body as I was killed, which you might imagine, had a powerful impact on me.

You can also have the view that since change is the only constant, if I'm in hell, than the only step forward is a step up. Isn't there ultimate happiness, isn't there HEAVEN, in the knowledge that nothing could ever get worse from here? You can also say, hey, only one person fits here in this moment, and I'm happy to be the one to do it for my brothers, because I can take it. You all enjoy being in "not hell", and compare yourselves to me to find joy. I'll just find joy in your happiness.

It takes time and it takes practice. I used the physical feeling in my body we all know, that tension that comes from anger and frustration, as a cue to practice reorienting my thoughts. I check in... wait... How could I reach this exact same point and be ecstatic? Practice this enough, and find some thoughts that would work even in hell, and pretty soon it becomes very easy to return to a place of contentedness. You start to recognize the arbitrary nature it all, and calm down. It's not that I don't feel anger or hate, it's just much more fleeting for me than for most. When I encounter someone with a different heaven from mine, I try to understand them rather than hate them, for they are me. We are Bob.

This is very long so I'll leave it at that for now. This is just the beginning, AMA.

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Say It With Music - A Hundred Unique Playlists

Over the years I have thoroughly enjoyed throwing together playlists for different occasions (making coffee, working out, weddings, seasons, etc.) and thought I'd share! Please let me know your thoughts, favourite mixes, as well as recommendations for future playlists. All feedback is welcome! Hope you enjoy them:
That Weekend Feeling
Skip to the good bit; weekend grooves to wave away any weekday blues.
Awesome Mix: Ultimate Edition (Mixtape)
A great hero, named Kevin Bacon, once taught an entire city full of people with sticks up their butts that, dancing, well, is the greatest thing there is. The legend of Footloose comes alive with Awesome Mix: Ultimate Edition - Songs from and inspired by the Guardians of the Galaxy series.
Morning Motivation: Steal Some Sunshine
Soak up the sun with energetic jams and breezy classics!
I'd Drink To That: Party Playlist
Mix it up with a party playlist to keep the night buzzing.
I'd Sing To That: Carpool Karaoke
Pack up and take those pipes on a roadtrip! The catchy. The memorable.
Just Jams 🎧
Nothing but jams to fill a pair of headphones or stadium.
Brendan's Listen Local
Funky & Thumpy! Some of my favourite energetic jams, classics, and BBQ party starters from our local Australian & New Zealand artists.
Friday Fire
It's Friday! Friends. Family. Fun.
Groovin' The Brew
Nothing but rockin' party grooves on tap.
Diverse Pop Sounds
It's pop, but not as you know it.
Break Thru
Ear Candy.
Sunday Sesh
Beers & bangers on a weekend!
Run To Paradise
Set up goals, and knock them down with an energetic running playlist.
Summer Daze
The heat is on with a playlist of crisp summer tunes.
Autumn Mix: Volume 1
A breezy & brilliant playlist for the ever-changing Autumn seasons.
Chilled Pop
Soft, chilled winter pop songs.
Warm Tunes
Warm songs of Spring, like a comforting embrace.
A Mid-Summer Night's Drink 🍻
Lord, what fun these mortals be!
Wind Down 🌚
When the night winds down, so does some great music.
90's Baby! 📼
It is the sound of the roller disco, BMX bike track and arcade!
The Hip Hip Hop
Only the hippest of the hip. My modern and classic hip hop favourites.
Indie Bops: It's ALT Good
Get your alternative bounce on.
Not Your Final Form: A Workout Playlist
All the other licks with the pumped up kicks to keep you going during a workout. My favourites and a few other choice tunes for pushing harder, faster, stronger.
Easy On The Ears
Easy, Easy, Easybeats.
Life Is Good ☀️
Today is gonna be a good day.
Dial M For Music
Deep, cathartic music.
JOY
Smile.
Vibe Hard
Get into the zone, and vibe-out to infectious tunes!
Rock & Roll Never Dies
Who says rock & roll is dead? Commercial radio? It's always been around; you've just got to roll with it and look harder. Get your kicks!
Brainfood
Introspective acoustic, calming strings, uplifting anthems, and a touch of nature. Food for the brain, and perfect background noise for studies.
Game Night 🎲
For every occasion... casino, tabletop, videogames; a soundtrack to a brilliant game night!
Sizzlers: BBQ Playlist 🍔
Fire up the burner and the anthems with a barbeque playlist hotter than the bright ball in the sky.
Kickstart My Heart: Classic Rock Radio
Rocking all over the world.
Rush Hour
Grinding Gears.
Riff Raff: Party Rock
Some rowdy rock to turn up the night.
RE : FRESH 🍹
SUPERDOPE. Piña colada's and Caribbean Rum.
The Driver
There's a voice in my head that drives my heel.
Country Road
Might as well cruise. Might as well banjo.
Born to be Wild
Life's an adventure; you can't be tamed.
Night Moves: Dancing In The Moonlight
Unwind with the moonbeams. Night drives & night lives.
Funk Right Off
Get Funk'd.
Rambling Roses 💐
Beauty and Love are as body and soul. Beauty is the mine, Love is the diamond.
Sweat. Reset.
Whatever it takes. 'Cause you love the adrenaline in your veins.
Power Pop: Marathon
Power pop to push and electrify a workout.
Cool Beans: Coffee Playlist
Recharge with some warm tunes.
Kitchen Crooners 🎀
Now we're cooking!
Now We're Cooking!
Tasty tunes for the Kitchen.
Pool Party
Dive in to great poolside swing.
Inspiration 💡 Takes Flight
Reach for the Sky!
Going Places
Always push forward.
First 💍
Songs for special days.
DisNeat - Taking The Mickey
Nothing but Disney favourites.
Road Trip: Spinning Wheels
Hear the call for adventure and hit the road.
Guilty Pleasures 🍨
You like the Grease soundtrack? Word.
Catchy AF POP
Pop that bops. Essentials and the catchiest of the catchy.
Acoustica
Stripped Back.
Playlist + Chill
Cool off with some chilled beats and sweet acoustic.
Making Waves
Unwind with breathy, breezy songs perfect for a walk on the beach.
The Playlist Of The Decade (New Years Eve)
We welcomed 2020 with the ultimate party playlist jam-packed with familiar throwbacks and modern favourites from the 2010's! Good times!
Rhythm Heaven
Step up and dance.
Sax on the Beach 🎷
Gratuitous? Nah! An instrument to elevate a song from good to great!
BedroX 🔥
Sparks.
Pump It Up: The Playlist of Champions 🏆
Winner winner, chicken dinner.
Retro Rewind
Twist & shout to killer Jukebox Classics.
Classic Se7ens
Nothing but 70's favourites.
Great Eight's
Nothing but 80's Favourites.
Noughty & Nice
Nothing but great 00's Throwbacks.
The Best Playlist Never Heard
It's unheard of!
Best Songs You Might Have Missed
Potentially slipped under the radar.
Songs for Soundtracks 🎬
Royale with cheese.
The Grand European Playlist
About to take off!
EPIC 🗡
Fortune & Glory!
SUPERHOT VR : ROCK
The champ is coming.
SUPERHOT VR : HIP-HOP
Kings never die.
SUPERHOT VR : ACTION
John Wick Schtick.
Cowboy Bebop : Spike Spiegel
Spike Spiegel is an ex-Syndicate goon and a bounty hunter aboard the Bebop. He is proficient in martial arts, zipcraft flying, and gunfights, but he also has comical and aloof sides of his personality. If there's three things he can't stand, it's kids, pets, and women with attitudes.
Cowboy Bebop : Faye Valentine
Faye Valentine is a coma survivor of over 50 years and she is trying to regain her memory. She got into a lot of debt upon entering this futuristic world, and she had to resort to a life of crime and hustling to survive... that is, until she decided to live on the Bebop and become a bounty hunter.
Cowboy Bebop : Jet Black
Jet Black is an ex-ISSP Special Forces Officer and the Captain of the Bebop. He is a bounty hunter and is called the "Black Dog" because once he sinks his teeth in he never lets go. Jet enjoys American Jazz music, taking care of Bonsai trees, and has a knack for investigative work.
Cowboy Bebop : Radical Edward
Edward is a net diver from Earth. Edward is a child prodigy for hacking and has an aptitude for anything mechanical, even though Edward has some eccentricities in other parts of her personality. For instance, Edward speaks in third person and sometimes behaves like a wild animal.
At The Movies 🎟
Lights, camera, playlist.
James Bond Classics 🍸
A martini, shaken, not stirred.
The Word Is Bond 🍸
The world is not enough; but this playlist comes pretty close.
Live Love LIVE
Blistering live performances.
Future Nostalgia
Neo-swing, retro swagger; it's future nostalgia.
B-Side Yourself
Hidden Gems, Deep Cuts & Rarities.
Punk'd
You're Gonna Go Far, Kid.
Building Houses: Hit By Hit
Baby let's play house.
Far ALT
A playlist rocking that weird shit.
Stay Home: The Safety Dance
Stay safe out there.
Day Tripper
A playlist for a long drive - a day trip.
In Tents
Music For Camping.
Roots
Bluesy classics to strut to.
All That Jazz
Get jazzy on it.
Focus Features
Take a breather.
Australiana
Paradise.
Drive Time
Coast to coast. Songs for a spin.
Stone Cold Classicals
It's classically classic.
Hall of Fame 💎
Songs for the career climbers and L.A. dreamers. Glitz & glam; all that jazz.
This is Halloween
Everybody Scream!
It's Beginning to Sound A Lot Like Christmas!
Christmas Classics.
Just For Laughs 🎭
What a Joker!
Two Nights In Tao🎙
Karaoke? There's a first time for everything.
GAME
Take control.
Game On : Borderlands Psycho-delic
CHOO CHOO THE PAIN TRAIN'S COMIN'
Red Dead Redemption II
Songs For Bloody Duels, Whiskey-Fueled Gambles, and Rolling Desert Plains.
Energy Shot
Keep animated with an energetic dose of catchy music!
Party Fillers
A background mix for any event.
The Essential AC/DC
AC/DC are an Australian rock band formed in Sydney in 1973 by Scottish-born brothers Malcolm and Angus Young. Although their music has been variously described as hard rock, blues rock, and heavy metal, the band themselves call it simply "rock and roll"
The Essential One Republic
OneRepublic is an American pop rock band formed in Colorado Springs, Colorado, in 2002. It consists of lead vocalist and multi-instrumentalist Ryan Tedder, guitarist Zach Filkins, guitarist Drew Brown, bassist and cellist Brent Kutzle, drummer Eddie Fisher and keyboardist Brian Willett.
The Essential Shinedown
Shinedown is an American rock band from Jacksonville, Florida, formed by singer Brent Smith in 2001. Shinedown has sold more than ten million records worldwide, and has had the most number one singles on the Billboard Mainstream Rock charts out of any band, with 16.
The Essential Dua Lipa
Dua Lipa is an English singer and songwriter. After working as a model, she signed with Warner Music Group in 2015 and released her self-titled debut album in 2017. The success of the singles helped her self-titled album become one of the most-streamed albums on Spotify.
The Essential Preatures
The Preatures are an Australian band from Sydney. The band was formed in 2010 and features Isabella 'Izzi' Manfredi on vocals/keyboards, Jack Moffitt (guitar), Thomas Champion (bass) and Luke Davison (drums). The band won the Vanda & Young Songwriting Competition with their song Is This How You Feel.
The Essential Maroon 5
Maroon 5 is an American pop rock band from Los Angeles, California. It currently consists of lead vocalist Adam Levine, keyboardist and rhythm guitarist Jesse Carmichael, lead guitarist James Valentine, drummer Matt Flynn, keyboardist PJ Morton and multi-instrumentalist Sam Farrar.
The Essential INXS
INXS were an Australian rock band, formed in 1977 in Sydney. INXS was fronted by Hutchence, whose magnetic stage presence made him the focal point of the band. Initially known for their new wave/pop style, the band later developed a harder pub rock style that included funk and dance elements.
The Essential Beatles
The Beatles were an English rock band formed in Liverpool in 1960. The group, whose best-known line-up comprised John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr, are regarded as the most influential band of all time. The Beatles are the best-selling music act of all time.
The Essential Volbeat
Volbeat are a Danish rock band formed in Copenhagen in 2001. They play a fusion of rock and roll, heavy metal and rockabilly. Their current line-up consists of vocalist and guitarist Michael Poulsen, guitarist Rob Caggiano, drummer Jon Larsen and bassist Kaspar Boye Larsen.
The Essential Chromeo
Chromeo is a Canadian electro-funk duo from Montreal, formed in 2002 by musicians David "Dave 1" Macklovitch and Patrick "P-Thugg" Gemayel. Their sound draws from blue-eyed soul, dance music, rock, synth-pop, disco and funk. As of 2018, the band has released five studio albums.
The Essential Queen
Queen are a British rock band formed in London in 1970. Their classic line-up was Freddie Mercury (lead vocals, piano), Brian May (guitar, vocals), Roger Taylor (drums, vocals) and John Deacon (bass). With estimated record sales ranging from 170 million to 300 million, they are one of the biggest.
The Essential Michael Jackson
Michael Joseph Jackson (August 29, 1958 – June 25, 2009) was an American singer, songwriter, and dancer. Dubbed the "King of Pop", he is regarded as one of the most significant cultural figures of the 20th century.
The Essential Brian Setzer
Brian Robert Setzer (born April 10, 1959) is an American guitarist, singer, and songwriter. He found widespread success in the early 1980s with the 1950s-style rockabilly group Stray Cats, and revitalized his career in the early 1990s with his swing revival band, the Brian Setzer Orchestra.
The Essential Florida Georgia Line
Florida Georgia Line are an American country music duo consisting of vocalists Tyler Hubbard and Brian Kelley. Their 2012 debut single "Cruise" broke two major sales records: it was downloaded over seven million times, making it the first country song ever to receive the Diamond certification.
The Essential KISS
Kiss is an American rock band formed in New York City in January 1973 by Paul Stanley, Gene Simmons, Peter Criss, and Ace Frehley. Well known for its members' face paint and stage outfits, the group rose to prominence in the mid-to-late 1970s with its elaborate live performances.
The Essential Sheppard
Sheppard is an Australian indie pop band from Brisbane, formed in 2009. At the 2014 ARIA's ceremony, they were nominated for Album of the Year, Best Group, Best Independent Release, Best Pop Release, Song of the Year, Producer of the Year, and Best Video.
The Essential Matchbox 20
Matchbox Twenty is an American rock band, formed in Orlando, Florida, in 1995. The group currently consists of Rob Thomas (lead vocals, guitar, keyboards), Brian Yale (bass guitar), Paul Doucette (drums, rhythm guitar, backing vocals), and Kyle Cook (lead guitar, vocals).
The Essential Coldplay
Coldplay are a British rock band that were formed in London in 1996 consisting of vocalist and pianist Chris Martin, guitarist Jonny Buckland, bassist Guy Berryman, and drummer Will Champion. Coldplay have sold more than 100 million records worldwide, making them one of the world's best-selling.
The Essential Daughtry
Daughtry is an American rock band formed and fronted by namesake Chris Daughtry, who was a finalist on the fifth season of American Idol. Their self-titled debut album was released in November 2006 and reached number one on the Billboard 200. To date, Daughtry has sold over 9 million albums.
The Essential Black Eyed Peas
The Black Eyed Peas are an American musical group, consisting of rappers will.i.am*, apl.de.ap, Taboo, J. Rey Soul and singer Fergie. Originally an alternative hip hop group, they subsequently refashioned themselves as a more marketable pop-rap act and have become best-selling artists.*

Everything Known About Hazbin Hotel As Of 12/23/20

All this information is from Hazbin Hotel,Helluva Boss,prequel comics,livestreams,interviews,q and a's, and the characters instagram accounts. Note that information from the wiki is unreliable and Vivzepop herself stated the wiki should not be used. Also remember that unless it has been put into animation, it could definitely change, and im sorry, but this took hours of research and writing, or typing I guess, so don't expect me to do a follow up
Edit 1/17/21- We have gotten confirmation that the characters Instagram accounts were not canon. Any information in this post that was gathered from the Instagram accounts is obsolete. I do not have time to go and delete those bits of information, I only have time to write this edit for this post and my other posts similar to this. Sorry for any inconvenience
Plot
Every year angels descend from heaven to hell and kills every demon they see to solve overpopulation. Charlie Magne, the princess of hell, is tired of the extermination, so she decides to open up a hotel to rehabilitate sinners. Everyone laughs at her,but at the hotel, she gets help from the all powerful radio demon who is helping her just to watch them fail.
Production of show • Hazbin Hotel was picked up by A24 on August 7th, 2020. No other information has been released. Vivzepop did say that Alastor will be the main source of conflict in the show,presumably to entertain himself
The setting of hell
Through the comics,Hazin Hotel, and Helluva Boss, we know of only 3 locations • Pentagram City • Imp City • Cannibal Colony Through the addict music video,we see that weather such as rain is present in hell, and even though it has not been said or shown, presumably seasons are also a thing,but this has not yet been proven. Hell is said to have its own wildlife and we some of that in the Alastor comic in the form of birds and plants. Through the Helluva Boss Twitter we know that people sent hell from their sins on Earth can only exist on the pride ring of Hell and that only hell-born entities can traverse the 7 rings(pretty much the 7 deadly sins) (This next part is just speculation)Knowing the 7 deadly sins means we can assume the 7 rings of Hell(in no particular order) are: •envy •gluttony •greed •lust •pride •sloth •wrath- this ring is mentioned in the sneak peek for episode 5 of Helluva Boss Lucifer is presumably the prince of Pride but Vivzepop has said that he is also the supreme ruler of Hell
Denizens of Hell
The people who live in Hell are
• The King and Queen- Lucifer and Lillith Magne •7 Deadly Princes- The Princes in Hell that rule over the 7 rings • Goetic Demons- Royals of Hell under the King and Queen such as Stolas and his family • Overlords- Demons(born in hell or sent to hell after death) so powerful, that they rule over certain aspects of Hell such as Alastor • Original Demons- Demons born in Hell such as Charlie • Sinners- People who died and went to Hell such as Vaggie or Angel Dust • Hellhounds- Wolf/Dog like entities born in hell such as Loona • Imps- Weak demons born in hell- No powers- often used as slaves- such as Blitzo
Overlords of Hell
•Alastor(The Radio Demon)- Overlord of Radio- Died in the 1930s •Vox(The TV Demon)- Overlord of Technology- Died in the 1950s •Valentino- Overlord of the porn studios/adult film- Unknown date of death,but did have a human life •Velvet- Unknown what ehe is the overlord of(Possibly fashion and/or social media)- Died in the 2010s(possibly no longer cannon) •Rosie- Unknown what she is tge overlord of- Unknown date of death or if she had a human life
There are more, but they have not yet been named
Characters that will be relevant(that we know of)
•Charlie Magne- Princess of Hell- Daughter of Lucifer and Lillith Magne- founder of the Happy Hotel(renamed to Hazbin Hotel) •Vaggie- The Hotels manager- Charlie's girlfriend •Angel Dust- Hell's most famous Porn StaProstitute- First resident of the Hotel •Alastor- Overlord of Hell who is helping Charlie with the Hotel •Husk- Bar tendeReceptionist of the Hotel- Has a gambling/alcohol addiction •Niffty- Housekeeper of the Hotel •Baxter- Mad scientist- Future resident of the hotel •Crymini- Hellhound- Future resident of the hotel •Mimzy- Owner of a club- Future resident of the Hotel •Cherri Bomb- Angel Dusts Best friend •Sir Pentious- Famous inventor- Villain that wants to rule hell •Egg bois- Sir Pentious henchmen •Lucifer- King of Hell- Father of Charlie- Loves Polka music- described as goofy •Lillith- Queen of Hell- Mother of Charlie •Vox-Overlord of Hell- Main Villain of the series- Alastors Rival- Part of the Tripple V Hang •Valentino- Overlord of Hell- Angel Dusts boss- pimp who abuses his employees- Part of the Tripple V Gang •Velvet- Overlord of Hell- Part of the Tripple V Gang •Rosie- Overlord of Hell- Position relationship with Alastor- Said to only be a 2 out 10 in terms of power(possibly no longer canon)- owner of a flower shop •Katie Kiljoy- Host of 666 news- Homophobic •Tom Trench- Co-host of 666 news- abused by Katie Kiljoy •Seviathan Von Eldritch- Charlie's Ex-boyfriend- Said to be a jerk/stereotypical jock- Son of Bethesda and Fredrick Von Eldritch •Helsa Von Eldritch- Sister of Seviathan- Daughter of Bethesda and Fredrick Von Eldritch- Charlie's rival- Said to be the smart kind of evil •Razzle and Dazzle- Charlie's body gaurds •Roo- The only think known about this character is that she is very powerful
Heaven
Home of the exterminators and Cherubs(imps of Heaven) No other information is known
Trivia
All denizens of hell(aside from imps and hellhounds) have access to a full demon form. We have seen 3 of these forms. 1 during Charlie's inside of every demon is a rainbow song,the 2nd was after Charlie stole Katie Kiljoy's pen and called her a bitch,and the 3rd in Alastors prequel comic. We also get a glimpse of Vaggie's full demon form when she gets mad or 2hen she is explaining Alastor s background and her hair bow becomes horns. Vivzepop has said that this will be a big plot point but hasn't revealed anymore than that.
Vivzepop has said that Lucifer or Charlie could easily take down Alastor. I dont think Lucifer would though,because why would he? We cann assume from this that even though Charlie may not show it, she could easily be as powerful as her parents and that the power of a powerful,entity is passed down to their offspring.
Angel Dusts real name is Anthony
Vaggies real name is Vaggatha
Alastors real name is....Alastor
Angel Dust has a brother named Arackniss, a father named Henroin,both in Hell. He also has a fraternal twin sister named Molly in Heaven. Nothing is known about his mother
All of Angel Dusts family (maybe aside from his mother) has a spider-like appearance. This is due to his family being apart of the Italian mafia and their "web of crime".
Vivzepop has said that being homosexual,a prostitute,drug addict and alcohol addict does not condemn you to Hell
Vivze said that in the future Rosie and Alastor will have a duet
Mimzy is said to be in love with Alastor
Alastor is Asexual and aromatic
In life, Alastor was a radio host,serial killer,and cannibal in New Orleans
Alastor was said to die from being shot after a hunter mistook him for a deer(possibly no longer cannon) or a dog-related accident(possibly no longer cannon)
Angel Dust died from an overdose on Angel Dust
Someone else helped Sir Pentious create the egg bois
Vivzepop has said that even though Sir Pentious is shown to be a version of the pathetic villain trope he will have his moments of being a great villain
Husk is 75 years old and served in the Vietnam War.
Alastor is said to be a complete mamas boy and was taught to respect his elders(for instance maybe Husk?)(possibly outdated)
It is said that Katie Kiljoy sleeps with a lot of men
Alastor and Vox are rivals because of their different opinions on modern day technology
Valentino has raped Angel Dust on multiple occasions
Valentino and Vox are on and off dating
In their relationship Valentino abuses Vox even though presumably Vox is far more powerful. This may be due to the fact that Valentino's power is more focused on emotional manipulation and getting everyone around him to believe he is way more powerful than he really is,but this is just speculation
Valentino has smashed Vox's screen for getting him the wrong drink
Vox has a pet shark named Vark
Vox can eat through his screen
Angel Dust has a pet pig named Fat Nuggets that was given to him as a gift
Angel Dust hates his feet
Razzle and Dazzle used to be Charlie's stuffed animals until Lucifer brought them to life as and made them her body gaurds/little helpers
Lucifer is described as being similar in personality to Willy Wonka
Satan and Lucifer are two separate entities
Hell has a black market that sells angel weapons
The denizens of Hell can only be killed by an angel weapon(Cannon).
After being injured they will begin to regenerate. If they are fatal injured they will just respawn. For instance,the guy Alastor ate in his comic,will just respawn with all of your memories still intact. Presumably being struck by an angel weapon means you just cease to exist(widely accepted theory)
Charlie is labeled as a failure to her father
Niffty is 22 years old
Originally Angel and Vaggie were supposed to be dating and Cherri Bomb was Angel Dusts daughter in Heaven(these ideas have obviously been scrapped
One of the reasons Vox thinks he's better than Alastor because he has eaten McDonald's before and Alastor hasn't because he died before the chain was founded
Vox calls Alastor Bambi(possibly outdated)
Vox emphasizes with Angel Dust because they are both abused by Valentino(possibly no longer cannon)
Vivzepop said that Stolas is more powerful than Alastor
Vivzepop has revealed 3 of her headcannons. 1. Lucifer voiced by Weird Al Yankovic. This would probably be hard since he is against NSFW humor,but he did appear on Close Enough, an adult show, so its definitely possible. 2. Vox voiced by Mark Hamil. I really like this headcanon the only trouble I can see with this is getting in contact with him. 3. Rosie voiced by Barbara Streisand. I have no comments because I have no idea who she is
Vivzepop said that Crymini probably owns more sex tapes than Angel Dust
Vivzepop said that Alastor has powers that even her and the crew can't think of
Niffty is Japanese
Vaggie died in 2014 making her the youngest of the characters we have seen thus far(possibly outdated)
Sir Pentious died in 1888 making him the oldest of the characters we have seen thus far(possibly outdated)
Angel Dust died in 1947(possibly outdated)
Niffty died in the 1950s(possibly outdated)
Baxter died in the 1910s by drowning in a boat related accident(confirmed not to be the Titanic)(possibly outdated)
Sir Pentious is a kingpin. We do not yet know what this means
Angel Dust loves fish. Particularly blob fish and Angel fish.
Baxter is the 2nd shortest character next to Niffty
Vivzepop originally imagined Husks voice to sound like Rick from Rick and Morty. Obviously not the route she took,but she said that most people auditioning just did an impression of Justin Roilands Rick voice
Velvet and Vaggie are rivals(possibly outdated)
Sir Pentious was originally supposed to appear in the pilot,but during production the character grew on the crew,so they decided to keep him as a recurring character
Angel will get a boyfriend in the series
Sir Pentious has an unnamed crush
Vivzepop said that Stolas is more powerful than Alastor
Imps appear to age and can reproduce
Charlie is over 200 years old
Lucifers favorite snack is caramel apples
Vivzepop said there will be a Christmas special
Imps cannot be harmed by fire
Velvet is good at potion making(possibly outdated)
Lillith can change the length of her horns at will(possibly outdated)
Charlie has wings and can fly
Many people question Hell's purpose,because normally it is a place of pain and suffering. In this version of hell,at first glance it doesn't seem like that's the case,but if you think about, you have the chance to just cease to exist,so that could cause some paranoia. Also, since you can only die by an angel weapon, demons that do not like you could constantly hunt you down and kill you over and over again,or purchase an angel weapon and just outright kill you(again but without respawning). Another way that this could be torturous is the fact that there are no laws,so life could be pretty stressful. Also I'd assume that during regeneration or respawning you still feel every bit of pain
Alastor has a moral code
Alastor and Lucifer have a mutual respect for each other
Vivzepop said she doesn't think Alastor sleeps and if he does only for like 1-2 hours with his eyes open(which is actually possible irl)
Alastor smiles, because he believes it shows dominance
Vivzepop said that the appearance sinners get in hell after death is reflected by their life on Earth

d100 Real-Life toys as magic items and their descriptions

I'll update the list as suggestions come in

Ernő’s Cube of Wonder (Rubik's Cube). A small cube whose differently-colored faces are comprised of 3x3 tiles which can be shifted to a different face by twisting the sides.
Ball of Unsure Fortune (Magic 8 Ball). Asked a question and shaken, it will usually either answer correctly or incorrectly. There is also a chance it will give a non-answer. Can be used a couple times per day, but will become be more unreliable as it is used
Hog Vault of Holding (Piggy Bank). A small hollow porcelain statue of a hog can hold an infinite amount of currency (and only currency), and will dispense the correct amount needed for a transaction when turned upside-down and lightly shaken, converting it to appropriate values if needed.
The Wonder Spring (Slinky). A small metallic spring prone to becoming tangling within itself. It can be thrown at another creature for a chance to tangle it up within the spring, impeding movement
Marbles and Caltrops (Jacks). A small bag containing metal caltrops and ball bearings can be poured out into the ground. Creatures that walk over an area where they are thrown take a small amount of damage and risk falling over onto the caltrops, dealing additional bleeding damage.
Toy Soldiers (army men) - small automatons that come in two colors. When placed in a small area and the command word is spoken they will seek and destroy each other until one sides color is victorious. A toy used for military minded families. (usually bought with a mending wheel) - seriousd6
Shift-forged (transformers) - toy machines that can transform into the likeness of different modes of transport and mechanical versions of other living creatures. Useful for teaching children about the world, also fun to be used as action figures! Somewhat of a collectable as only detailed diagrams of the creature or a physical sample will enable the transformation option. - seriousd6
Sentient Rope (monkeys in a barrel) - A small barrel with an unknown amount of tiny monkeys inside. Using the command word will enable up to a 60 foot rope for climbing or swinging. - seriousd6
The Skip-it. A rope tied in a loose loop around your ankle and a light weight around the far end. You use your one leg to spin the rope around in circles and “skip” your free leg over the rope. It “magically” detects any invisible creature or object in a radius out to the end of the rope. - PutridMeatPuppet
Ratcatcher's Contraption: (Mouse Trap) an extremely complex device that takes 1d4 hours to assemble, and a number of skill checks. When a Diminutive creature triggers the completed device, on a DCx (equal to highest result of a chosen assembly skillcheck), they will be awestruck by the device until they are captured. - Ooze-and-Oz
Illusory Pet Bauble: (Tamagotchi) a completely artificial animal contained within a flattened glassy sphere. The creature has all of the upkeep requirements of a living creature, and neglecting it will result in its eventual demise. Power source may be a Fine-sized Life-planar being. A happy illusory pet may convey a Luck bonus. - Ooze-and-Oz
Simple Confection Kiln: (Easy-Bake Oven) an atrociously pastel box with a hinged door. Rudimentary dials on the outside moderate the power and timing of the kiln. Placing a crudely mixed container of ingredients inside, and setting dials, will yield an edible baked good of dubious nutrition, but will be flavorful. When the device is active, it provides decent illumination in one direction, like a Bullseye Lantern. - Ooze-and-Oz
Barbariana: (Barbie) an impossibly-proportioned doll, shaped like a small, buxom woman, fully outfitted with a range of leather and hide armors, great clubs, and several other primitive weapons. Also available are Warlord Jakken, Scout Scout, Pirate Skipper dolls. Each can be used as a non-consumable material focus for certain spells. - Ooze-and-Oz
Clack-Clack: (Click-Clacks) while seemingly innocuous, this pastel morningstar is capable of inflicting debilitating critical hits. 5X critical multiplier. Confers Improved Critical (18-20) when wielded by an adolescent. - Ooze-and-Oz
Mercenary Mannequin: (G.I. Joe) a miniature soldier figurine. When given a command word, the figurine becomes mobile, and can perform small guard tasks. The figurine has advantage on attack rolls (and an apparent animosity) against hooded vipers. - Ooze-and-Oz
Elongation Power Guy: (Stretch Armstrong) a figurine shaped like a ridiculously muscled human. The figurine is oddly extendable (can be used as a 10-foot length of rope, despite its 1-foot size). The break DC is stronger than hempen rope. - Ooze-and-Oz
Feodor Roughspun: (Teddy Ruxpin) a small bear figurine, capable of granting bardic inspiration. Despite their popularity, they are actually extremely difficult to acquire by legitimate means in your current setting. Runestones sewn into the bear are the source of its bardic powers, and can be replaced with appropriate bardic runes. - Ooze-and-Oz
Plasticine: (Play-Doh, Silly Putty, Roma Plastilina, Plastique) a colorful lump of mouldable material of arcane and alchemical origin. With an appropriate Craft check, can be shaped into a variety of forms, and will have properties of the new shape. When hit with Fireball spells, or when a Lightning Stone is placed in contact with it (and upon actuation of the Lightning Stone) becomes an incredibly volatile explosive–is otherwise inert when light on fire by mundane means, will burn for a while, but not explosively. - Ooze-and-Oz
Bay-of-Blades: (Beyblades) a portable launcher with a ripcord. Projects a spinning bladed missile which will move 1 square in d8 direction each round until it comes into contact with a creature, structure, or object. It will deal slashing damage on a Touch attack, and then 50% chance to stop spinning, 25% move in d8 direction, 25% attack again inflicting one dice-size larger damage, and causing 1 point of bleed damage (until a heal check or magical healing administered). - Ooze-and-Oz
Accursed Hair-Monster: (Furby) Cursed object. Once attuned to someone, cannot un-attune without a Wish spell or greater. Once attuned, the Accursed Hair-Monster will randomly awaken, emit bizarre, unnatural noises. The object is most likely to awaken during Stealth checks, and during the attuned's sleep cycle. The AHM cannot be discarded, sold, or destroyed, and returns to the attuned's person within d10 minutes of being abandoned (and will instantaneously awaken and begin emitting sounds). The longer an AHM is 'owned' the more it will interfere with the owner's sleep cycle (to the point of total sleeplessness). A DC30 Spellcraft is required to become aware of the object's fel nature before it attuned with the next unfortunate victim. The Accursed Hair-Monster has a long, bloody history of collapsing kingdoms… - Ooze-and-Oz
Illumination Station: (Lite-Brite) a pair of corresponding tableaus. What is done to one tableau reflects on the other. Can be used at unlimited distance (on the same plane) to communicate, using a grid of lighted points. - Ooze-and-Oz
Fire Carriage: (Matchbox, Hot Wheels) a miniaturized replica of a draft-animal pulled carriage or coach. When thrown on the ground, enlarges to contain 4 passengers and a 'driver' (by position, not by function). When directed by the summoner, will begin moving towards the spoken destination. Different craft-levels of Fire Carriage will have longer durations. If the Carriage does not arrive at the end of the spell effect, it will safely eject all occupants to the side of the road (or roadside equivalent) and return to its miniature size. If the spell runs out before arrival, it will not be reusable until 1d4 months have elapsed. If the Carriage arrives within the spell-dyration, it will only take 1d4 days to recharge. Collectors of Fire Carriages often have a lidded tin canister with numerous miniatures of different styles. It's rumored among Fire Carriage circles that there exists a carriage of god-like speed, emblazoned with pure lightning. - Ooze-and-Oz
Dwarven Cube Stack: (LEGO) a container of small, pastel rectangles with nodules and openings. Their original design was as an engineer's aide, but it was almost immediately discovered to be a debilitating weapon of war underfoot. A handful of Cubes can cover a 5'×5' area, and a canister contains 2d20 handfuls. When a creatures steps into the square barefoot or with soft-soled footwear they take 1d6 Piercing damage, and must succeed in a DC20+Damage Will Check, or become either Stunned or Restrained. If (incapacitated), the creature will begin their next turn taking damage again (and another check to be kept in place). Careful application of Dwarven Cube Stacks can effectively fortify a garrison against softfoot invaders. A DC25 Search check can be used to retrieve a square of scattered cubes. - Ooze-and-Oz
Adventurer-2: (My Buddy) a replica of (character) in doll-form. (*Each PC sees the doll as a replica of theirself) The doll can be imparted with XP through a bonding ritual, and through accompanying the PC. The Bonding Ritual takes a significant time commitment, and can be spaced over years. XP absorbed by the doll during Bonding is spent, and cannot be taken back. Bonding imbues XP at a rate of 20:1. Accompaniment imbues the doll at a rate of 100:1, but is accrued separately from the PC. Once the doll attains XP equivalent to 10th level, the PC may choose for the doll to Awaken as a 1st Level in one of the PC's classes (no prerequisites required, if you want a murderous Chuckie Assassin doll…). Once the doll awakens, it becomes an auxiliary character for the player (and with a permanent Friendly attitude toward the bound PC), and accrues XP at a diminished rate. 2nd level requires the XP accumulation equal to 11th Level for a PC,and so forth. Adventurer-2 is a force multiplier, but the difficulty of imbuing them has led to very few of their number being effectively fielded. - Ooze-and-Oz
Crimson Cavalier Marksman's Rifle: (Red Ryder BB Gun) has a very powerful mechanical pumping mechanism, and is only capable of firing a single-shot at a time. The rifle requires a DCX Strength check to charge. DC increases by 1 each charge, until fired, at which time it resets to DC1. Each point of the DC increases its maximum range by 10', and increases the damage by one step (with no known maximum). The shooter need not be the one who charges the rifle, but each charging takes one full-round action, and cannot be made faster. Once the rifle is charged, it can be charged further, or fired; there is no way to deactivate it. The entirety of the charge is expended on the next shot; it cannot be divided among multiple shots. Damage and range cannot be augmented by Feats or magical effects. If charged over 10, the critical multiplier increases by one step. If charged over 15, aimed shots at an eye (or ocular analogue) impart a Fortitude Save against the damage dealt to cause permanent (mundane) blindness of that eye. If charged above 25, the rifle gains a linear piercing effect for its next shot. In the event the rifle is ever charged over 100, its next shot will instantaneously cause a wind-related disaster along its trajectory. - Ooze-and-Oz
Pirates' Companion: (Battleship) a hardcover folded nautical map of the given acquatic region (changes to correspond to present location). Displays all allied and opposition surface vessels, and (if present in the setting) submarine vessels. The representations of the vessels move in real-time, and are extremely useful for smugglers to pierce armadas and blockades. In the event one of these legendary times falls into enemy hands, the depictions will change to show the new owner's allied forces, and any adversarial vessels. Many pirate kings and captains have scuttled their own ships to prevent these books from falling to the authorities. They have a faint aura of corruption, and may convince otherwise neutral seamen to piracy (harder to convert LG Sea Paladins, but it can happen over enough exposure). A naval victory that results from knowledge learned from the book increases its own power and aura. - Ooze-and-Oz
Captain Gerard's Lightning Pistol: (Buck Rogers' Ray Gun) a metallic, handheld lightning-ray projector. The power source is a bound Lightning Elemental, and as such, XP from kills with the raygun is awarded to the Elemental… it may even be found containing an even stronger elemental than it was built to contain… - Ooze-and-Oz
My Little Alchemist: (Chemistry Set) despite the relative cheapness of the glassware, and the set overall, contains everything necessary to make beginner alchemical items without extra expenses for reagents. 1% of kits also contain very rare spell components. Maybe you've picked one of those lucky, rare sets? - Ooze-and-Oz
Long-Sighter: (View-Master) displays 4d4 still images of an intended reconnaissance area. The name or general area must be known to the user (cannot remote observe an area you don't know exists). The name of the area is inscribed in a special circular cassette, which is inserted into the Sight to prime it. The images will display multiple angles, and possibly images from above, but once all images on a cassette are expended, a new cassette must be inscribed and inserted. Line-of-sight is not necessary, nor is it necessary for the user to have ever seen the intended location before, they must merely know the name of the location. An approximate location inscription will yield fewer images, and of the approximate area, not necessarily exactly where intended–it is possible that even an approximate viewing of an area may show scouts, structures, or other tactically useful information. Cannot be used to view magically shrouded objects, and depicts the location as it would be seen at the time of viewing by a human without dark-vision–a moonless night will yield very little imagery of use, unless campfires are within the field-of-view. - Ooze-and-Oz
Impossible Hydration Conveyance: (Water Balloons, Super Ball) an extremely thin, flexible waterskin. Once filled and tied, the IHC has a ridiculously high burst DC, but will keep contained water fresh and uncontaminated nearly indefinitely. Extremely susceptible to piercing damage. If dropped from high heights, it will bounce nearly the entire height in return (as long as it doesn't hit anything sharp). - Ooze-and-Oz
Sir Legume-Visage: (Mr. Potato Head) a miniature, modular golem that can be reassembled to fulfill a variety of minor tasks. Sir Legume-Visage cannot accomplish tasks he is not assembled for ("Watch this prisoner" requires eyes, etc.). Unassembled,he resembles a peanut. Comes with one pair of arms and legs, two eyes, two ears, a mouth, a nose. Other accessories are available–sold separately, of course. - Ooze-and-Oz
Springtacular Conveyance: (Pogo Stick). In appearance, a pogo stick. In use, also a pogo stick. However, the rider is less likely to feel the effects of fatigue, and can travel the same distance as a horse (although considerably slower) before the effects of fatigue begin to take hold. - Ooze-and-Oz
Barroom Accoutrements Replica-facsimile: (Fake Vomit) a small plap of nasty-looking stuff that resembles a puddle of human regorgement. Anyone that observes it will be convinced it is real (DC15 to see through the illusion). Once the majority of the room become aware of it, all will give the area a 15' occlusion (and those who deliberately enter the area will be ignored by the crowd). The B.A.R-f. does not impart an aura of silence, but extra efforts will be necessary to get close enough to eavesdrop. - Ooze-and-Oz
Low-friction Hydrodynamic Horizontal Transposer Plane: (Slip 'n Slide) a thin roll of a slick, noisy material. The maximum possible length must be determined at item creation, and becomes exponentially expensive beyond 300'. (Multiple sheets can be laid end-to-end, but each has to be placed individually. A single canteen of water provides enough lubrication to send a single medium humanoid from one a starting side of the plane to the the end-most point of any amount of placed planes. A skill check to maintain orientation becomes necessary for every 100' beyond the first; failing will result in the traveler sliding off the side and taking xd64 Slashing, xd6 Bludgeoning damage, where x=the number of hundreds of feet travelled. The traveller's speed across the plane is equal to double their run speed. Oh, and the traveller must be barely clothed to not interfere with the lubricity of the surface… the sheets are surprisingly resilient, as shown by some groups using them as launch pads to fling unconscious goblins to their grindy demise… - Ooze-and-Oz
Make-a-Scorpion: (Creepy Crawlers) press a handful of organic matter into the folding mold, press closed, and shake out a Fine-sized scorpion-shaped construct. The construct has 1 hp, behaves approximately like an actual scorpion apart from nocturnal activity. The maker may give a very simple direction to the scorpion-construct, and there is an 8% chance that (if understood) the command will be obeyed. The scorpion-construct will exist until damaged, at which time it will crumble into its constituent parts. Needless to say, it's extremely unsettling to have a bug drop on your head, snack it, and you pull away a hand smeared in fetid meat… Make-a-Scorpion is also available in the following series: Make-a-Worm, Make-a-Dragobfly, Make-a-Spider, Make-a-Wasp, and Make-a-Mantis. - Ooze-and-Oz
Fighting, Fighting Automata: (Rock'em, Sock'em Robots) only ever available as a pair. Each has 2d4+2 temporary hit points, +1 attack bonus, +0 Initiative, 10 AC, and deals 1 non-lethal damage. Once both units are assembled, they will immediately begin to fight each other. When a unit reaches 0 HP, it will disassemble, and the other unit will become inert. Reassembly instantly resets both of their HP. Most often used as a miniature gambling attraction, and sometimes used as a form of dispute resolution. The automata will not fight if they have been tampered with, or if an unfair advantage has been attempted. - Ooze-and-Oz
Dictation Panel: (See 'n Say, Speak & Spell) the panel contains the common characters of the primary language of the crafter, and when the letters are touched, it forms words on its surface. An additional button makes the panel attempt to say the written word or words aloud. It can only say up to 100 syllables at a time (which makes it unsuited to some arcane spellcasting languages, and languages without alphabets). Literacy is required to use, but an illiterate can self-teach after practicing with the device for 30-INT days. Typically used to give a voice to the mute, or for creatures whose voices cannot be heard. - Ooze-and-Oz
Contact Shackle: (Slap Bracelet) A touch attack applies the shackle to an unshackled wrist. Once more than one shackle is applied, they will draw toward each other to restrain the wearer. These shackles are available in a variety of strengths when stronger restraint is anticipated. Requires attunement to apply, and only the attuned may easily remove them. May be attuned to more than one being at a time.
Soft Guardians (soft toys/plushes) - a variety of automaton made of fabric in the shape of an animal or creature. sits inanimate until sunset when it springs to life and defends the dwelling of its owner, fighting off bad dreams and night spirits. soft guardians are usually created in sets of three to defend well - a fighting guardian, a healing guardian, and a ranged attack guardian. people everywhere make these in local fabrics to resemble common creatures of the area. - -peachmilk-
Meltable Gemstones (Gemstone Dig Kit) - This gem-shaped piece of translucent glass will immediately melt upon contact with any type of liquid, revealing a piece of rock previously unable to be seen. Who knows, maybe the next one you buy could contain a chunk of [insert precious ore]! - arandom_person-
Maximillion's Might (Mighty Max Playset) - Wondrous Item, Legendary, Cursed | This small case opens transversely in the middle and displays a three-dimensional scene reminiscent of a house, business, or shrine with a motif befitting the nine hells and movable interactive pieces. There are 1d6 partially articulated pewter figurines of various sapient creatures in the garb of a standard adventuring party. Saying the words, "Go to the mini-mart", "skullmaster", "that's so cool", or "totally radical" trigger the item and transform the speaker into a partially articulated figurine which looks like them and teleports them into the confines of the set. Saying the words, "that's bodacious" or casting "Dispel Magic" (DC 20) ends the effect for all figurines. Those who are trapped in a partially articulated state don't recall much of their time. The longer they are trapped the more they remember bits and pieces of the 90s TV-series Mighty Max in a context where they are the titular character. Additionally, anyone trapped in a partially-articulated state no longer feels comfortable if they are not wearing a hat. All skill checks made while seen by other creatures while not wearing a hat are made at disadvantage. - hotdogoctopus
Chance, Hubris, and Social Economics (monopoly) - C.H.a.S.E, a game where the goal is to take economic control of certain areas of a local city or region, determine how kind of cruel you or your friends are, and spend a large amount of time to eventually become angry and distrustful of friends and family. - seriousd6
Wegi board (ouija) - a board where mostly teens and young adults pretend to contact devils to scare each other. However, this has been banned in multiple locales due to the high incidence of actual devilish activity. - seriousd6
Message stones (walkie talkie) - much cheaper than their sending counter parts, these also have a much shorter range. However kids enjoy using these when playing games like body-hunt (man hunt) and hide and go seek! - seriousd6
Heroes and Monsters (pokemon, yu-gi-oh, MtG) - a collectible card game for adults and children alike. These cards help teach the populace about beasts, aberrations, undead, dragons, elementals, giants, demons, devils, celestials, powerful heroes and villains of the past and more! This is a popular form of entertainment, especially when a group of master collectors travel around to different cities and towns with some illusionists and have the greater illusions perform the actions that the players do in their duel! Some cards are illusographic- if you speak the command word a 3D illusory still image of the card's creature will pop up for all to see! - seriousd6
Wax density lamp (lava lamp) - good tool to teach people about density while also proving interesting lighting options for families. Contains 4 uses of the light spell per day. - seriousd6
The game of Life (dungeons and dragons) - play a hero and learn the people, places and abilities of the creatures that you share the planet with. Good for developing a world and future mindset, as well as math skills! - seriousd6
Attention tool (fidget spinner) - contains 1d4 charges of the calm emotions spell, however it only targets the user of the attention tool. Fully recharges at dawn. - seriousd6
Honey World (Candy Land) - A simple game played on a wooden board with a dozen wooden figurines, about rolling D10 in turns with the turn order as youngest player to oldest, and using the number to move their figurine forward, with the first to move forward 100 tiles being the winner. Upon winning Honey World, the victor must make a DC20 Wisdom saving throw. If they fail their saving throw, they are Charmed and will be compelled to play another game of Honey World with someone else. They will resort to anything short of violence (they might elect to do this anyway, but the spell will not compel them) in order to play that second game of Honey World. The effect expires in 24 hours or upon playing a full extra multiplayer round of Honey World, but the victim will permanently believe, despite any contradictory evidence presented to them, that Honey World is a fantastic board game. - lexilogo

2020 RHDiscussion Housewives Rate: Results #36-#22

Huge update today so that I can split the top ~20 up evenly!
#36 Heather Thomson - 30 points
rajavirgo - 5 points, BasilGavin - 5 points, MagnificentMistral - 10 points, percybitchshelley - 10 points
BasilGavin says: "Someone who thinks of herself as smart and cool with all her shit together, but she just can't help but let her emotions overrun her mouth and get her into trouble, aka probably the housewife I identify with the most. Her cringey moments only endear her to me more."
MagnificentMistral says: "Heather is fun and friendly, but she also has a healthy willingness to get down and dirty. It’s a good mix of traits, a perfect Voice of Reason without getting mired in being tragically boring. She’s everything that Bethenny thinks she is."
#35 Ronnie Negus - 33 points
BasilGavin - 5 points, heartdeco - 8 points, insuredbycoto - 10 points, Amorzinho95 - 10 points
BasilGavin says: "Those fucking soap opera monologues lmao"
heartdeco says: "HAVE YOU EVER HEARD… THE STORY… OF MAXIMUS? …………………(aeons long pause)………………(flowers bloom and die)………………..(continents drift apart from one another)………………(stars are born, mature, collapse)…………………….(knowing smile) HE WAS A GLADIATOR. :)"
insuredbycoto says: "Ronnie is the more subtle Vancouver villain but I think she’s a lot scarier than Jody. With Jody, you know what you’re getting into if you’re Mary Zilba. With Ronnie you never know if she’s 3 Rehab bottles deep and going to slice your carotid or maybe she’ll show up and unexpectedly defend you at a Hawksworth Restaurant finale lunch. Her monologues are unbeatable and something I haven’t seen out of any other housewife. Yes, tell me more about the plot of “The Gladiator.”"
#34 Lisa Rinna - 34 points
rajavirgo - 5 points, readingrachelx - 5 points, percybitchshelley - 10 points, un_velo - 9 points, DanaPam - 5 points
rajavirgo says: "God what a lunatic. While Rinna can come across as a bully that likes to join a gang-up (quite often :/), she is an essential shit-stirrer that keeps everything moving.
#33 Jody Claman - 35 points
BasilGavin - 5 points, insuredbycoto - 10 points, un_velo - 20 points
BasilGavin says: "Was she her daughter's pimp? I guess we'll never know."
insuredbycoto says: "As a connoisseur of villains, how could I not stan the ultimate housewives villain? Most housewives villains are born of some terrible trauma or mental illness that causes them to act out. With Jody, it appears to be pure psychopathy and the courts of BC seem to agree with my take. She’s nasty, she’s relentless, and she’s raised her repulsive daughter Mia to be the same. I love her!"
#32 Kyle Richards - 36 points
rajavirgo - 30 points, BasilGavin - 2 points, un_velo - 4 points
And I lose one of my heavy hitters! As previously discussed on this subreddit, I rank Kyle highly because I think she's one of the greatest strategists we've ever seen across all Housewives franchises. Going 10 full seasons without truly receiving the villain edit (not even Season 2!) despite some shocking behaviour, Kyle has won over production and secured her spot on the show for as long as she wants. Aside from strategy, Kyle has with her sister Kim, also given us the greatest Housewives feud of all time (sorry Bethenny v. Jill, you'll need an extra 40 years history to compete with this one), as well as some other legendary moments immortalised in Twitter GIFs. "You're such a fucking liar, Camille". "You're a liar and sick and an ALCOHOLIC". "Wraith... larva... bigot". She may not be as insane as the other defining Housewives, but her consistency and ability to always come out on top will, in my opinion anyway, keep her within the Housewives game until the very end.
BasilGavin says: "Kyle would not be on my list if not for Kim, but realistically, Kim wouldn't be here without Kyle either."
#31 Teresa Giudice - 38 points
rajavirgo - 1 point, solovelysosoft - 10 points, percybitchshelley - 5 points, heartdeco - 12 points, DanaPam - 10 points
solovelysosoft says: "As Housewives fans, I don’t think it’s required for you to love Teresa Giudice, but at the very least I believe it’s incumbent upon you to respect her. She’s so open and honest about her fairytale suburban McMansion life that has come crashing down year after year that no one else has any excuse anymore."
heartdeco says: "the best soap opera narrative arc, bar none, in reality tv history."
#30 Adriana de Moura - 40 points
solovelysosoft - 5 points, readingrachelx - 5 points, BasilGavin - 10 points, percybitchshelley - 10 points, insuredbycoto - 10 points
solovelysosoft says: "One of the best things a housewife can be is a gorgeous enigma. With only three seasons of Miami, Adriana and Lea share main character duties but I feel like it’s Lea who gets more credit as a character for having a clear thesis statement. What makes Adriana appeal to me is that Lea is cerebral, but Adriana is the enforcer. Do we still really fully grasp her origin story? Was she sleeping on a gallery floor, single and alone? Was she embellishing? Where was Frederic during all of this? She was really the emotional center of a tempestuous and much-missed franchise and I wish she had more of a chance!"
BasilGavin says: "She sang the fucking theme song. One of the all-time greats."
insuredbycoto says: "Miami reunions are something to behold and that is solely because Adriana is dialed up to 150% intensity the entire time. I never stop laughing. Outside of the reunions, she’s brilliant on the show too! She’s a beautiful, educated, cultured woman who also is wildly belligerent and incapable of controlling her temper. She’s a perfect real housewife."
#29-#28 - 45 points
Athena X Levendi
solovelysosoft - 5 points, readingrachelx - 10 points, MagnificentMistral - 15 points, heartdeco - 10 points, insuredbycoto - 5 points
solovelysosoft says: "We really missed out when Sydney was ripped from us so young. At the most basic level, her entire persona is hilariously bizarre. Add onto that, she’s a vengeful, combustible screaming banshee. In addition to even that, she does not waste much time peeling back the layers to reveal that her persona is an invention to escape childhood abuse and trauma, which she reveals with the ultra-dramatic “when you run with the animals you become an animal!!!!” What we have with Athena is someone gut-splittingly funny and eccentric on the surface, but who also had the vulnerability to peel back layers and to demonstrate the ability to earn sympathy from me as a viewer. Also, her regression therapy scene is probably the hardest I’ve ever laughed at the Real Housewives."
MagnificentMistral says: "What can I say? Words are very powerful, after all. Athena X is… an Experience. She’s a very deep person. She’s spiritual, and meditates, and talks about peoples’ vibrations and souls… but she’s also ridiculously belligerent and flies off the handle at the smallest provocation. This character trait single-handedly drives a lot of Sydney’s drama, but also absolutely destroyed the series in its first season. Just too strong."
heartdeco says: "ironic that the housewife with the name that most connotes a cyborg from the distant future actually has the most extensive suite of past lives."
insuredbycoto says: "I know most people complain about Sydney being too dark and 90% of that can be attributed to Athena X, but I would never say such a thing. Athena is the kind of extreme asshole masquerading as a spiritual, new age type that I adore. She couldn’t stop herself from hurling childish insults like painsack or Captain Eyebrows at the women, and she was holding a grudge against Nicole because she stole her...wife or something in a past life. Amazing!"
Michaele Salahi
readingrachelx - 5 points, BasilGavin - 10 points, percybitchshelley - 5 points, heartdeco - 5 points, Amorzinho95 - 10 points, DanaPam - 10 points
heartdeco says: "remember when a reality tv grifter gaining access to the white house was a shameful thing? it’s a minor tragedy that their gatecrashing shenanigans have eclipsed the salahis’ MANY other low-level cons (the polo cup, the wine fuckery, the fabricated stint as a cheerleader for a racist washington-based nfl team), but at least we have michaele’s sudden disappearance and remarriage to journey’s neal schon to balm the wound."
#27 Kelly Killoren Bensimon - 46 points
MagnificentMistral - 5 points, heartdeco - 11 points, insuredbycoto - 30 points
MagnificentMistral says: "Scary Island. Just… Scary Island. I enjoy her calling everything ‘creepy’ when I’m guessing the word she’s going for is ‘weird’? Not that it makes any more sense in context: Bethenny calling herself a chef or a cook or whatever is hardly weird. Her versus Bethenny in S2 was the first truly great moment of RHONY."
heartdeco says: "of all the whackjobs i desperately try to convince my fellow housewives viewers to love, kelly is by far the hardest sell, which only makes me want to try harder. she’s got that great athena x combo of being genuinely nuts and also a complete b-i."
insuredbycoto says: "Some housewives’ unpopularity never ceases to amaze me. I regularly see KKB listed as people’s least favourite housewife ever and I find that so bizarre. She was absolutely a villain but compared to the real bigoted dregs of society we’ve seen on this show, Kelly is such light fluff! She’s bizarre, she’s quirky, she’s definitely off her meds at times, but she had Bethenny’s number from day fucking one and I will always respect her for that."
#26 Gina Liano - 47 points
rajavirgo - 15 points, readingrachelx - 10 points, BasilGavin - 5 points, MagnificentMistral - 5 points, un_velo - 2 points, Amorzinho95 - 10 points
I am losing so many of my icons today :( Gina may be the most typical Melbourne Housewife to stan, but in this case I have no shame in fitting in with the basics. Gina does it all. She is confrontational and abrasive, and not afraid to hit below the belt. She has heartwarming solo footage. She has (mostly) consistent friendships with Lydia and Gamble, and intense enemyships with Janet and Jackie. She delivers in both confessionals and group scenes. She has one of the most, if not the most, striking looks out of any Housewife period. She has many flaws and can come very close to cross the line, but she'll always find a way to bring it back around.
MagnificentMistral says: "I have my issues with Gina, but I am also deeply obsessed with her fastidious vanity and the fact that she arrives at reunions already ready to go. I love a woman who is also a drag queen."
#25 Aviva Drescher - 48 points
rajavirgo - 3 points, MagnificentMistral - 5 points, insuredbycoto - 30 points, DanaPam - 10 points
MagnificentMistral says: "She took a while to warm up but damn if she didn’t carry the back end of S5 and the front of S6 once she really got going. She got into entertaining arguments with all six of her castmates, even Kristen! Unfortunately, this behaviour meant that she was completely unsustainable, but the candle that burns twice as bright only burns for half as long."
insuredbycoto says: "The ultimate RHONY villain. Aviva took two watches for me to fully appreciate (and separate from the truly reprehensible George) but once I did, I was all aboard the train. She’s short and gruff with a deeply unlikeable energy and yet she managed to pass off being the voice of reason for ¾ of a season by way of being contrasted with Ramonja. Season 6 is criminally underrated housewives and I credit so much of its greatness to Aviva’s spectacular spinout. Her leg toss is peak housewives camp."
#24 Dorit Kemsley - 49 points
rajavirgo - 12 points, solovelysosoft - 5 points, percybitchshelley - 5 points, insuredbycoto - 10 points, un_velo - 7 points, Amorzinho95 - 10 points
solovelysosoft says: "Honestly, sometimes all a housewife has to do is dress stupid in the pursuit of the next trend and make bug-eyed gawking reactions to everything to be an all-timer. She’s annoying, she has no social skills, her books have clearly not been properly audited, she speaks like that…what’s not to love?"
insuredbycoto says: "Dorit is Beverly Hills to me. She’s an amalgam of both early BH (grifters trying to make it in BH) and modern BH (fashion/glam lifestyle porn). Thankfully she’s also delusional and messy and has a hilarious fake accent that pushes her over the edge into greatness! She truly is the one brightly shining highlight amongst the mediocrity that late BH has delivered."
#23 Pettifleur Berenger - 55 points
rajavirgo - 10 points, readingrachelx - 10 points, BasilGavin - 5 points, MagnificentMistral - 20 points, heartdeco - 10 points
BasilGavin says: "At the absolute last second I swapped Kelly Dodd for Pettifleur. I switched the bitch."
MagnificentMistral says: "Pettifleur is precisely the brand of derangement that I enjoy. Alienating everyone around her with sheer force of personality? Perfect. Pettifleur produced endless television gold when you put her and her endless self-aggrandisement around the other women. Bonus points for her interactions with her son and her sister, some of the most deeply memorable family scenes in Housewives. Plus, her wardrobe is fantastic! (again)"
heartdeco says: "in pettifleur’s defence, when you’re busy switching bitches worldwide, trying to achieve market saturation in china, selecting the perfect diamante headpiece, getting into the best shape of your life who begs to differ, etc., it’s hard to keep track of minor trifles, like where your sister has worked for the past ten years."
#22 Ashley Darby - 59 points
readingrachelx - 5 points, BasilGavin - 15 points, percybitchshelley - 10 points, heartdeco - 12 points, insuredbycoto - 5 points, un_velo - 2 points, Amorzinho95 - 10 points
heartdeco says: "eve harrington. a hitchcock villain. a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in a fuckton of daddy issues. the most tamra housewife to not be tamra."
insuredbycoto says: "I consider Ashley Darby darksided Tamra. And I know a lot of people consider Tamra darksided herself, so that’s saying something. Ashley is the perfect housewife? She’s a relentless potstirrer, she’s great at pushing out sympathetic scenes even when we have endless evidence that she’s a sociopathic monster, and she’s undoubtedly the most essential cast member of Potomac even if she’s not my favourite. The Darby marriage arc never fails to deliver on the horror front."
And that's it! Discuss below!
u/heartdeco u/insuredbycoto u/readingrachelx u/solovelysosoft u/DanaPam u/Amorzinho95 u/MagnificentMistral u/percybitchshelley u/un_velo u/BasilGavin

[NA][PvX][SoS][Chillax][Casual][New player friendly][Mmm]Intense Pleasure. Returning/vet are welcome. LF West Coast players, night time players

Every guild has a history. Avoid watching videos if you're eating/drinking. You're welcome.

A little too much about us

Our guild started with 4 loners doing drunk Dragon's Stand, got caught up in guild politics. We got hurt, left, then went our own ways till I got sick of flicking my bean alone. So I turned my personal bank into this mess. It was just a few weeks before PoF release, but a year later, we climaxed at level 69 and located at Windswept Haven. Our guild hall is beautifully decorated for max efficiency when it comes to daily harvesting. The hall is also boasted with subtle landmarks from different generations of players who have been groomed here before they moved on to other top tier guilds.
If some skip getting laid to join a specific guild event, you know how much Intense Pleasure we’re pumping. (Spoiler alert! He still got laid after we discussed all the possible excuses. Win win~). This post gonna be slong. If you don’t read and swallow it all, you clearly don’t deserve us cuz spitters are quitters >:]
We have 2/3 inactive, it’s that time to refresh our roster with fresh meat. We tend to keep our medium girth for ultimate satisfaction, minus any complication. Size matters sometimes. TL;DR skim through bold texts for our main info. Requirements for Potential Members and time table waist down below.
The guild will not only be a home for me and my homies, but also for filthy casuals and drama free folks. You want to get online and enjoy every a$$ pecks of the game, minus drama? You’ve come to the right place, my friend. Why solo when you can have an extra hand for rubbing? Why run with people nagging like your co-workers? Or who treat this like a job? Why so serious? Come on now. The whole guild thing should be fun! The choice is in your hand. (Prefer a clean one cuz you know Covid)
We're on the thick side, but not overly populated so we have a chance to get to know you from your head to your toe. Mmm We have players from Murica, Snow Mexican, Kiwi, Downlander, some in Pacific Ocean, lurkers from Europe, etc. The fact that people in remote areas try to bypass security to sneak in our Discord while at work; plus, the amount gamer gorls we have are big testaments for how fun we are as a guild. We want to revive that feeling every time we re-post our recruitment. We also make many discoveries that we're proud of. Like this. Or this
Our primary goal is to mentor new/returning players, and fuel some passion onto the vets. So we can get to know each other dirty little secrets better while giving back to the community. The more you know about the game, the more you can help yourself and others. This is from one guildie, quoted from our Discord: “i've had the game since early 2013 or 2014 and barely leveled one account to 80 and despite buying HOT on launch i never played it very much at all despite my professed "love" for the game, but once i joined this guild it gave me a reason to play, it reminded me of all the things i had enjoyed and the sense of community that made guild wars 2 special." Some people found their ~~unlucky~~ way to our post on either reddit, or gw2forum. Otherwise, we single-handedly pick our members. So we know exactly what we're looking for and the personalities that suit our standards.
Our motto is Play the game, not the meta. Join for the fun, and stay for the pleasure. You’re highly encouraged to run builds that scream your personality, but also work well in a grouping environment. We have an absolutely no repping environment. We have members who rep 98% of their other guild(s) cuz they have to, or get kicked. But they run 83% of their time with us, in-game and Discord. Repping a guild to us is to show off which hole you're from, it shouldn't be a dealbreaker. Although, we lie a little. We'd appreciated if you rep in guild events so we can round up the numbers. Rep is because you're proud to be a part of. And do rep us during childbirths so we can receive the credits. We usually call our daddy for help
We're working professionals, scientists, doctors, nurses, drug dealers, strippers, etc. We understand time is of the essence. If you can only play a little naughty every night, you probably don't want to waste time with an unfit group of people. Or worse, end up stressing out in a toxic environment. This is a game. We want to improve ourselves as players but we don't want it to be our second job. Let's have fun getting it on! If there's any heated moment, we talk it out like grown-ups. We refuse to play the cold-war game (aka no talking). Cuz it'll only fuel unnecessary drama due to misunderstandings.
We’ve groomed so many generations of players, especially social anxiety folks and loners. We’re proud to bite them lightly, so they could be open to pugging for group contents and genuinely get better and be more confident IRL. When they best themselves, they venture out to high-end guilds, but still check up on us on a blue moon. That’s the type of community we try to uphold.
Got a guild website. It's a big, bad, outdated one. Eventually, we're aspired to make it into the like of Snow Crows, but only for casuals, nubs, and funsies uptime so they learn to play the game a little better. Our ancient site hasn't been touched since the guild release and would need a Lawn Mower 3.0. But it has huge base info from drop-down menus. We hope new players find it useful when starting out. Things you can focus on a specific part of the game. Wikipedia can be a pain to navigate. One of our guild mates comments: "dude thisa website is super informative :open_mouth:" https://intensepleasure.wordpress.com

What we do

We're passionate lovers when it comes to fractals. The scratching, biting, pinching type of passion. It is one of the most rewarding end-game contents, and open to those who own none of the expansions to certain levels. And doesn't need to spend time organizing like raids. Hence we choose it to be our PvE focus. It promotes team play a lot. Since the guild's establishment, we run fractal training almost nightly, and has trained approximately over 143 people now on different tiers, with pugs and ex-guildies included. Not big of a number but it's some honest work since I'm the only one training. We strike to level the majority to at least tier 3 fractals. So nobody has to pick up groups ever again. We make it easy for people to learn mechanics and start their own journey to obtain better gears as well as yielding better rewards/golds. I personally run fractal CMs train on Sundays. And I could escort you for tier 1 trainings on most week nights around 8pm or 9pm CST. Absolutely no experience, nor gears required to start doing fractals. You don’t even have to be level 80! Yes, you heard me right. Do say something in guild chat/Discord before LFG because we want to run with each other. That's the point of having guildies, right? Bring in the bitches! First day of Slippery Slope instability. 100CM! Omegalul
We are chillax sPvP players A lot of us are in gold/platinum divisions, duo/put up against top 30, or on the 250 leaderboard ourselves. Now we mostly play unranked for funsies, especially for daily completion, or occasional sPvP guild missions. sPvP is only fun when play with friends, even if getting killed and stomped en masse. Hey, it's a game, gotta laugh at ourselves on voice comm, or hear the girls freak out and scream cuz they get jumped at. Definitely more fun than a doctor can prescribe for your heart. We're rusty and we don't mind to admit that we are. But if you ever need to learn the basics of this game mode, you know where to find us. We also exchange homemade builds that are so scary none dares to try. Girl finally learns to take "intense pleasure" phone capture
We embrace drinking metas/fungeons/raids (Have to adult in order to join although it's not always involved drinking) "Alcoholism not required but strongly encouraged". We run dungeons because they’re nostalgic af. Just kidding. We have dungeoneers who can teach you anything you need to know about sex dungeons, dragons, and more. We're trying to make ~~fucking dungeons~~ fun dungeons a thing again instead of a thing of the past. Because fungeons are one of the best places to test builds, ~~get rekt~~, or get familiar with a new class. There are lots of achieves and achieve points for doing dungeons too! And map breaking. They're also free access to people who don't own any expansions. Currently we're running them quite spontaneous so all you have to do is ask if anybody runs it, and we shall group up. Here's our take on a drunk dungeon tour.
We run strikes at least once/twice a week on all bosses. Once you finish a run with us, you'll get the mechanics down to the T and get ready to run whenever. Strikes are fairly easy as they're a 10-man introduction to raids, with only a few bosses that are kinky.
We try to raid To us, raiding should be a big bad orgy with full of laughters. No gear check; however, require matching underwear. (If you happen to wear them at all) Off-meta builds are acceptable, as long as you do your homework and pull the numbers. Or at least know which side of your face to smash against the keyboard. Our stand for raid is simple. There are 2 things. One. We're not Gods and can't pull dead weights. Two. Meta is the optimal standard, but it shouldn't hinder you from joining/learning mechanics. Therefore you can run any class you have your eyes on, something that is not too scandalous of course. We'd help with build crafting if need be. So you will love what you run and it makes learning a breeze. Because there are already enough guilds/groups that force play certain classes. Even if you're new, and you don't have a big wallet in-game to afford these fancy panties, you can still enjoy the contents. We currently are in need of more bodies who are interested in the game mode. That way we can set up a few progressive, or training runs across different time zones. We try to run spontaneous trains during weeknights around 9-11pm CST. Raid time is always our biggest enemy due to needing 10 people online at the same time. Not only that, we know people are very afraid of flaming and toxicity. So we try our best to drag you into the contents with the intention to have fun and learn something new. Hey, if we won't make it, maybe next time. It's no biggie. That's the attitude we want out of you. One of our first music trains~
Typical girl missions run on Friday night, starting @8-9pm CST. We want to move guild missions to a different night cuz it overlaps WvW reset night. But most peeps just save that time slot to catch up with us, so we keep going on Friday night. We just think these guys make an excuse to drink. Since we max out the guild hall, we tend to dedicate that time slot into training raids, or doing meta events, achieve hunting, help our with hero point training, etc. Our missions can also be activated at any time, by a lot of members. You don't have to wait for any officer to open them, just ask around and party up. "Guild commendations" that generated from guild missions are great to get early-game ascended trinkets. Hence we keep running missions. Discord is highly recommended for team sexicommunication and explanation.
We have bring-your-own-booze events on Saturday nights. Like dis. It's when Discord is crowded with shit and giggles. We promise no satisfaction since our insurance hasn't covered for that part yet. But you'd save 15% or more on car insurance if you switch to Intense Pleasure. And sometimes we do need professional help..
So far we've run Dragon's Stand drinking meta, finding Princess, group jumping puzzles, guild races, slo-mo hp trains, Becky wanna smash sPvP night, gambling dates, drunk Arah, card against humanity nights out, yearly secret Santa. In the future, we hope to incorporate guild hide and seek, guild truth or dare, guild karaoke, guild movie night, etc. It's any guild's dream and we're a big fking dreamer. We currently try to get guild dungeons and dragons going. Buy it's tough since people have their own D&D in real life. With each event, we try to invent our own rules to take shots/sips if you're drinking. Or just something to have a laugh at. You can join drinking juices/milk/wateme. No drinkingcism at all. We had 2 casual meet-ups IRL and we keep telling each other if this shitty guild is still up in the next 5 years, we may make it in Vegas!

Potential members

21+. Our bouncers will ID check you upon joining. And in order to apply for the 'Gamer Grill' tag on Discord, you have to send nudes to Deddy. We’re not quite je ne sais quoi “family friendly” that you can’t even say a fucking swear word. We're also not an ERP (erotic roleplay) guild as much as our guild tag implies. Sad, isn't it? But you can use the tag as a disguise to sneak into one of those parties. There’ll be banters, F bomb, C bomb, you name it. We're very classy though, we only drop them on special occasions, or not. There's no filter around here. At the same time, we're not bad sailors. We would somewhat prefer you to not be a very bad one. Definitely not 7-swear-words-in-one-sentence type or we'll use spanking paddles. We keep our Discord clean from porn and too much vulgarity so it's totally safe for work. We have quite a crowd in their sexy 30s while the rest are 23+, hungry women and men. There’s some exceptions for 19 and 20 babes. But, they have to possess either kissable lips or a spankable derrière. [Mmm] We pick a mature crowd so we could hold a decent, rather spicy conversation. Plus, it won't make you feel out of place in a bunch of teenagers when you're sexy and you know it. Anyone at any level, new/experienced, with some unholy common sense. Who want a no stress zone, and a laid back community to play contents together, you are all very welcome. And thank you!
DO NOT talk about anime. It’ll likely go on for hours and kill your phone battery. Be careful of the weebs.
You're highly encouraged to get on Discord with us. This is somewhat important. We tend to have Discord toggled on while playing. You don't have to join voice chat or anything, just try to be active on Discord text chat for call-outs and updates. Even if we play different games/game contents, it makes MMO an MMO with some communication. Discord remains our source of interaction during the day when we're at work doing NSFW stuff. That's the only way to get to know you before we could group up at night, if any. It's ok if you don't have a microphone; or under IRL circumstances, you cannot talk. We will never force you to do anything you're not comfy with. The ability to listen is a must. Period. Not required but it does make a huge difference in group contents. A lot of us are shy and some mute themselves on Discord, just so they can listen and reply through text chat in-game. It's totally okay. It makes processing info faster and you focus on the things that matter the most instead of typing 5 paragraphs just to ask questions. And that's what we're trying to promote one way or another. So we social anxiety folks can improve little by little. Discord makes training runs/guild missions/most group contents 10 times smoother. And we're here to do group contents, right? We understand wholeheartedly if your voice may cause certain body reactions to us and that's what you're afraid of. Fear Not This Night and let your voice porn be heard! It will give us a chance to get to know you better.
We don't judge a book by its cover and have been recruiting people who just turned into new mums/dads, LGBTQIA+, couples, special needs, etc. We'd treat you with respect and we'd want the same in return. One for all and all for one vibe. We want our community to be rich with different backgrounds, stories and even accents. Our peeps are mature oriented, at the same time we don't take shit seriously. This is a game and casual at its best too. We group up to play other games, like D3, Smite, Overwatch, Monster Hunter World, Tom Clancy's The Division 2, etc. But GW2 remains our go-to for the rich lore since GW1, endless exploration, and group events that never get old ~~of bugs~~. And because of its casual nature, GW2 is very good to play with friends, de-stress after work/after kids going to bed. It's just a great, dynamic, engaging MMO to play when you don't have that much time to grind.
There's only one thing to strictly keep in mind is to respect others, regarding of their genders, statuses, races, nationalities, religions, or sexual orientations. We maybe beautiful for our own good but we don't want to be featured in a soap opera series. For that, we don’t tolerate drama, sexism, harassment, or verbal abuse under any case, especially against our female part of the population, in which we have quite a growing number. Ooh and no elitism please. Thank you.
Since work/school/quickie gets in the way during the day, we often get online and play after reset. (Reset time is 6pm CST now) So we'll want anyone who can fit these bills: You are always welcome to join <3 even if the time table is not your prime time.
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 * OCX night time. * Aussies: 11:30am – 5:30pm ACST | Kiwis: 3pm – 9pm NZDT. * NA prime time. 8-9pm CST until 2-3am CST | Or 6-7pm PST to 12-1am PST. NA insomniacs, where ya at? 
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Aren't you tired when joining a new guild and get asked to represent them? Like whatttt? You barely know anybody there. Or get face spammed in map chat to join this guild A, that guild B which you know nothing about? What the heck they stand for and what are they doing? If you're a big lurker? And let's be real, you never really run anything with your near 500-member guilds. You're there for the max guild hall benefits and have bodies to do group hugs. Eventually, you'll leave because they’re glorified map chats that your tiny weeny chatbox can’t keep up with. Or end up playing alone too often because your smaller guilds are too dang small to ~~satisfy you~~ have anyone to play with. Smaller guilds tend to have fewer online people at any given time. We've been there done that. It makes you feel like playing solo because there's no one online when you do. Literally, there's nobody to group up with in small guilds. Know those feelings quite well, don't you? Time to put an end to all that misery, hiding, and lurking. Come out and play, you * censored *. Although, our thick, medium size might not reflect anything because we have members who are inactive for a millennia. We don't have the heart to kick them yet. We got a rich vein of ore you’d love to swing a few times for extra experiences if our offer is not moist enough already.
We won't ask 100 first-date questions. There isn't any application to apply. We get asked that a lot, as to why. Where is le application? This is actually a very simple test. You feel amused? You like what you see? You'd love to sign up even if all this is bluffing. If you don't, you walk away as fast as you can because of this huge wall of text. So yeah, consider us an upscale lounge with drinks on the house. Come on in, chill, have some fun. If we're not what you're looking for, our door is open 24/7. There are a lot of amazing guilds out there, we won't stop you. Ask for an invite, we'd provide one. Ask for any extra services, we will charge upon the hour. Jk. We require some common sense. Humor is a plus. When it’s needed, you’re not afraid to get down and get dirty. Ooh baby.
We have fun in the allotted time while trying our best for the team/the guild. That's the mentality in almost anything guild related contents. It's ok if you suck _____ (Fill in the blank) But as long as you try your best, we appreciate you a lot. That's all that matters. Don't worry about wiping and failing. It's part of the learning process. If you read this far (we secretly hope you do), and you've been nodding with a few things being said and soon to be done, that is more than enough to show our chemistry. We hope to expand that chemistry into a beautiful relationship. The deeper the better. (That's what she said)
If any of the above hits your Gspot, whisper in our ear your account name (ex: NUDE.6969). Or let us know your sluttiest character name, or simply comment here if you're an exhibitionist. We cannot wait to bend you over, and do all these wonderful things to you. We know you're biting your bottom lip just thinking about it now. Stahp it. We wish you an incredible day/night wherever you are. We also thank you very much for your precious time to tap into this enormous ~~zone~~ post and consider us at some point. And of course be ~~stupidly~~ brave enough to apply. Sometimes people just don't click. We understand that. #feelbadman if it happens between us. If you pass us by, we wish you nothing but the best of luck in finding your one true home. If you have further questions regarding our guild, feel free to shoot them, preferably on the belly. Not the hair! We'll get back to you as soon as we are able to. We're waiting patiently for your reply. Until then ~~P.S. Huge congratulations on reading this shit post all the way through. Woooo.~~

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Traitors of America
A number of individuals, companies, outlets, and media institutions have stepped forward to announce that they support the groups enabling riots, violence, vandalism, theft, assault, and murder taking place at the hands of vandals and thugs across the United States of America. Anyone looking to find out which companies, brands, and content creators have betrayed the trust of the American people by aligning with groups that support the deconstruction of Western values, this list will enlighten you as to who the traitors are so you can stay informed.
[Note:] Some of the people/brands/companies on this list are not headquartered in America. However, they still cater to and influence the American (consumer) audience, and in light of their influence to help sway the views of American citizens, they have been added to the list.
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Corporations/Brands by alphabet: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Celebrities/E-celebs by alphabet: A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, Z
Corporations/Brands

100 Thieves (E-sports organization) – Traitor
20th Century Studios – Traitor
2K Games – Traitor
343 Industries (Halo developer) – Traitor
500 Women Scientists – Traitor
ABC Network – Traitor
Abelton (Audio company) – Probation
Academy Awards – Traitor (Obviously)
Acer America – Traitor
ActBlue – Traitor
ACLU – Traitor
Activision Blizzard (Winnie The Flu’s minion) – Traitor
Adidas – Traitor
Adobe – Traitor
Adult Swim – Traitor
AIGA Design – Traitor
AirBnB – Traitor
AltPress (Music News) – Traitor
Amazon – Double Traitor
AMD – Traitor
American Airlines – Traitor
American Express – Traitor
American Institutes For Research – Probation
Americans For The Arts – Traitor
Amplitude Studios – Traitor
Anastasia Beverly Hills (Cosmetic company) – Traitor
Ancestry (Genealogy database) – Traitor
Anime Expo (Convention) – Traitor
Aniplex (Anime production) – Traitor
Annapurna Interactive (Indie publisher) – Traitor
ANR (Americans For Nonsmokers’ Rights) – Traitor
AOL (From the 1990s) – Traitor
Apollo Theater – Traitor
Apple – Traitor
Arab American Institute – Traitor
Arc System Works (Developer) – Traitor
Armani – Probation
Asobo Studio (A Plague Tale developers) – Traitor
ASTRO Gaming – Traitor
AT&T (Held iPhones hostage for five years) – Traitor
Atari (Impostors) – Traitor
Atlanta Records (Record company) – Traitor
Audible (Audio book company) – Traitor
Autodesk (Development software) – Traitor
Avalanche Studios – Traitor
Avid – Traitor
AVN Media Network – Traitor
AXE Body Spray (Keeping women at bay) – Traitor
Bad Robot Entertainment – Traitor
Bandai Namco Entertainment – Traitor
Bandcamp – Traitor
Bang Zoom! Entertainment – Traitor
Bank of America (Allowed to steal $45 billion from the U.S. Treasury) – Traitor
Barnes & Noble – Traitor
Bayer (Science organization) – Probation
Beamdog (Developer) – Traitor
Behaviour Interactive (Dead By Daylight developer) – Traitor
Believe Global (Music promoter) – Traitor
Ben and Jerry’s (Ice cream) – Traitor
Benefit Cosmetics – Traitor
Be Quiet! (PC parts supplier) – Traitor
Bergdorf Goodman – Traitor
Best Buy – Traitor
Bethesda (Doesn’t pay modders for fixing their games) – Double Traitor
BioWare (A company with a tired face) – Traitor
Blabber Mouth (Rock music news site) – Traitor
Black Metal & Brews (Music review site) – Traitor
Blackstar Amps (Guitar amp supplier) – Probation
Bleacher Report – Traitor
Blueberry (Designer fashion) – Traitor
Bluehost – Probation
BMW USA – Traitor
Booking.com – Traitor
Boomerang (Cartoon streaming) – Traitor
Boost Mobile – Traitor
Bossa Studios (Surgeon Simulator developer) – Traitor
Bratz (Toys for thots-in-training) – Traitor
Brazzers – Traitor
Brookefield Zoo – Probation
Budweiser – Traitor
Bungie (Destiny developer) – Traitor
Burberry – Traitor
Burger King – Traitor
Call of Duty (War propaganda) – Traitor
Campbell’s Soup – Traitor
Capcom USA (Game publisher) – Traitor
Capital Records – Traitor
Cartoon Network – Traitor
Cash App – Traitor
CBS – Traitor
CD Baby (Music distributor) – Traitor
Center For American Progress (Think tank) – Traitor
Certain Affinity – Traitor
Chaosium – Probation
Cheap Ass Gamer (Game sales) – Traitor
Chevron – Traitor
Chick-fil-A (Christian food) – Traitor
Chip Theory Games (Board game maker) – Traitor
Chucklefish (Game maker) – Traitor
Chili’s Bar & Grill – Traitor
Cinemablend – Traitor
Cisco (Tech company) – Traitor
Citibank – Traitor
Cloak (Clothing brand) – Traitor
Cloudflare – Traitor
Cloud Imperium Games (Star Citizen developers) – Traitor
CNET – Traitor
Coloured Raine Cosmetics (Cosmetic company) – Traitor
Coca-Cola – Traitor
Color of Change – Traitor
Columbus City Council – Traitor
Comedy Central – Traitor
Conde Nast (Parent company for a Communist hive) – Traitor
Corsair (Component maker) – Traitor
Covergirl – Traitor
Crackle TV – Probation
Creative Assembly – Traitor
Creative Review – Traitor
Crucial Memory (Tech company) – Traitor
Crunchyroll (Producers of High Guardian Spice) – Traitor
CryEngine (Software development tool) – Traitor
Curve Digital (Game publisher) – Traitor
CW Network – Traitor
Cyberpunk 2077 (Video game) – Traitor
D’Addario (Guitar strings) – Traitor
DC Comics – Traitor
Death Wish Coffee – Probation
Deep Silver (Game publisher) – Traitor
Dell (Cheap PC maker) – Traitor
Derpibooru (Imageboard) – Traitor
Design Milk (Home decor) – Traitor
DeviantArt (Furry breeding ground) – Traitor
Devolver Digital (Game publisher that insincerely tries to be edgy) – Traitor
Dickies – Traitor
Discord (Another furry breeding ground) – Traitor
Digital Extremes (Warframe developer) – Double Traitor
DigiXArt (Game developer) – Traitor
Dimension Ink Games (Developer) – Traitor
Dior (Designer fashion) – Traitor
Discovery (TV network) – Traitor
Disney (Ruining childhoods) – Double Traitor
DistroKid – Traitor
Dollar General – Traitor
Dollar Tree – Traitor
Dolby – Traitor
Door Dash (Delivery company) – Traitor
Doritos (Gamer fuel) – Traitor
Double Fine Productions (Failed at sock-puppet math) – Double Traitor
Dreamworks (Discount Pixar) – Traitor
Dr. Martens Footwear – Traitor
Dropbox – Outrageous Triple Traitor
Drug Policy Alliance – Traitor
Drum Workshop – Virtue-Signaling Traitor
DualShockers (Gaming news outlet) – Traitor
Dungeons & Dragons (The original Christian nightmare) – Traitor
EA Sports – Traitor
eBay – Traitor
Eddie Bauer – Traitor
EFF – Traitor
Eidos Montreal (Deux Ex developer) – Traitor
Electronic Arts (Gambling enthusiasts) – Double Traitor
Elektra Music Group (Music distributors) – Traitor
Eleven Arts – Traitor
Elevation Church – Probation
Elgato Gaming (Streaming solutions) – Traitor
E-Line Media (Game publisher) – Traitor
EMILY’s List (Pro-choice PAC) – Traitor
Entertainment Software Association (Guardians of loot boxes) – Traitor
Epic Games Store (CCP training tool) – Traitor
Epiphone (Guitar maker) – Probation
Ernie Ball (Guitar maker) – Traitor
Etsy – Traitor
Eurogamer – Traitor
EVO (Core values) – Traitor
Extra Credits – Traitor
F1 (Racing organization) – Traitor
Family Dollar – Traitor
Fanatical (Software distributor) – Traitor
Fandango (Ticket sales) – Traitor
Fandom (Fan-ran wiki) – Traitor
Fender (Guitar maker) – Traitor
Field Museum – Traitor
Fight For The Future – Traitor
Fine Brothers (Content creation brand) – Traitor
Firework TV – Traitor
Focusrite (Audio interface production) – Traitor
Forever 21 (Fashion outlet) – Traitor
Fox TV – Traitor
Freeform TV – Traitor
Funimation – Traitor
Funko (Toy maker) – Traitor
Fur Affinity (You don’t want to know) – Traitor
Game Informer (GameStop’s b*tch) – Traitor
Game Revolution (Gaming news site) – Traitor
GamesIndustry.biz – Traitor
Gamespot – Traitor
GameStop (Essential during COVID-19) – Traitor
Games Workshop (Warhammer licensor) – Traitor
GameZone – Traitor
Garfield Eats – Traitor
GaymerX (Gay gamers) – Traitor
Gearbox Software (Borderlands creators and destroyers) – Traitor
General Assembly (Business educators) – Traitor
General Mills – Probation
General Motors – Traitor
Gematsu (Gaming news) – Traitor
Ghost Adventures (TV show) – Traitor
Gibson (Guitar maker) – Traitor
GKIDS Films – Traitor
GLAAD – Traitor
GNOME Foundation (Non-profit software distro) – Traitor
GoFundMe – Double Traitor
Goldman Sachs – Traitor
Google (Evil) – Double Traitor
Goose Island Beer – Traitor
Gorilla Glue (Glue company) – Traitor
Goto.Game (Gaming resource) – Traitor
Greenpeace – Traitor
Grindr – Traitor
Gucci – Traitor
Guerrilla Collective (Games festival) – Traitor
Guerilla Games (KillZone developers) – Traitor
Guitar Center – Traitor
Gumroad (E-commerce company) – Traitor
Gundam Planet (Official Gundam product retailer) – Traitor
Häagen-Dazs (Obesity’s best friend) – Traitor
Half-Price Books (Bookstore chain) – Traitor
Hallmark – Probation
Harebrained Schemes (Game developer) – Traitor
Hardsuit Labs (Game developer) – Traitor
Harley-Davidson – Traitor
Harmonix – Traitor
Hasbro – Probation
HBO Max – Traitor
Hershey’s – Probation
Hinterland Games (Game developer) – Traitor
Hi-Rez Studios (Game developer) – Traitor
History Channel – Traitor
Hitachi U.S.A. – Probation
Hollywood Records – Traitor
Home Depot – Traitor
Honda – Traitor
Hootsuite (Social media news management) – Traitor
HostGator – Probation
House House (Untitled Goose Game developers) – Traitor
HP – Probation
Hulu – Traitor
Human Rights Campaign – Traitor
Humble Bundle – Traitor
HyperX (Peripheral maker) – Traitor
IAFFE (NGO) – Traitor
Ibanez Guitars – Traitor
IBM – Traitor
Idea Factory International (Game localizer) – Traitor
IGN (6/10) – Traitor
IGN Australia – Traitor
iHeartRadio (Music broadcaster) – Traitor
IKEA USA (LEGOS for adults) – Traitor
Indeed.com (Job search) – Traitor
Indiegogo (Crowdfunding service) – Traitor
IndyCar Series – Probation
Infinity Ward (Game developer) – Double Traitor
Insomniac Games – Traitor
Instagram – Traitor
Intel – Double Traitor
Island Records – Traitor
Itch.io (Indie gaming store) – Double Traitor
iZotope – Traitor
Jagex (Runescape developer) – Traitor
JAKKS Pacific (Toy maker) – Traitor
JCPenny – Traitor
Jet Blue (Travel agency) – Traitor
Jim Dunlop (Guitar picks) – Probation
Johnson & Johnson – Traitor
Kellogg Copmany – Traitor
Kerrang! Magazine (Rock magazine) – Traitor
KFC – Traitor
Kindle (E-reader) – Traitor
Kink.com – Traitor
Kitfox Games (Indie developers) – Traitor
Kodansha Comics (Manga publisher) – Traitor
Kohl’s (If you can’t afford designer fashion) – Traitor
Kotaku (Blogging activists) – Traitor
Last.fm – Traitor
Lawyer’s Committee For Civil Rights – Traitor
LEGO – Traitor
Level 99 Games (Board game maker) – Traitor
Lexus – Probation
Lifetime TV (Channel for lonely cat ladies) – Traitor
Limited Run Games – Traitor
LinkedIn – Traitor
Little Orbit (Developer) – Traitor
Logitech – Traitor
L’Oréal Paris – Traitor
Lowe’s – Probation
Luminosity Gaming (E-sports organization) – Traitor
Lush Cosmetics – Traitor
Lyrical Lemonade – Traitor
Lyft (Taxi service) – Traitor
Maybelline – Traitor
Macy’s (Martha Stewart’s personal playground) – Traitor
Magic: The Gathering (Trading card game) – Traitor
Make-A-Wish Foundation – Traitor
Manga Entertainment – Traitor
Mapex Drums – Probation
Marc Jacobs (Designer fashion) – Probation
Marijuana Policy Project – Traitor
Marvel Entertainment – Traitor
Martin Guitar – Traitor
Materia Collective (Music producers) – Traitor
Mattel (Toy company) – Traitor
McCormick * Company – Probation
McDonald’s – Traitor
MediaJustice – Traitor
Metal Blade Records – Probation
Metal Hammer Records – Traitor
MetalSucks (Leftist news site) – Traitor
Michael Kors (Designer fashion) – Traitor
Microsoft – Traitor
Minecraft – Traitor
Moog Synthesizers – Traitor
Mondelēz Intl – Traitor
MoveOn Organization – Traitor
Mozilla – Traitor
MSI Gaming (Peripheral maker) – Traitor
MTV – Traitor
Mythical Entertainment – Traitor
Napalm Records – Traitor
NARAL (Abortion specialists) – Ironic Traitor
Native Instruments (Audio company) – Traitor
National Women’s Law Center – Traitor
NBC Entertainment – Traitor
NBC Universal – Traitor
NCSoft (MMO publisher) – Traitor
Neiman Marcus – Traitor
Nerdist – Traitor
Netflix (Left-wing propaganda) – Traitor
New Democrat Coalition – Traitor
Newgrounds (Edgelord’s first baby-step) – Traitor
NewRetroWave (Retro music promoter) – Probation
Nextdoor – Traitor
NFL – Traitor
Niantic Labs (Pokemon Go developer) – Traitor
Nickelodeon – Filthy Triple Traitor
NightDocs (YouTuber) – Traitor
Nike – Traitor
Nintendo of America (But NOT Japan) – Traitor
Nissan – Probation
NodeJS (Javascipt library) – Traitor
Noisy Pixel (Gaming news outlet) – Traitor
Nokia – Probation
No More Robots (Not Tonight developers) – Traitor
Nordstrom – Traitor
NORML Canada (Marijuana advocacy organization) – Traitor
Norvina (Cosmetic brand) – Traitor
Novation (Audio software) – Traitor
NYAV Post (Recording studio) – Traitor
NZXT (PC component supplier) – Traitor
Obsidian Entertainment (Game developer) – Traitor
Offworld Industries (Squad developer) – Traitor
Olay – Traitor
Olympus – Traitor
Oprah Winfrey Network – Traitor
Orangeamps (Guitar amps) – Traitor
O’Reilly Media (Entrepreneurial advisors) – Traitor
OriginPC (PC maker) – Traitor
Otakon (East coast weeb convention) – Traitor
Outer Loop Games (Indie developers) – Traitor
Paiste Nation (Cymbal maker) – Traitor
Pandora Music – Traitor
Panera Bread – Traitor
Paradox Interactive (Publisher & developer) – Traitor
Patreon (Hipster welfare) – Traitor
Paypal (Legal money laundering) – Traitor
PC Master Race (Official PCMR org) – Traitor
PETA (Pokemon’s greatest nemesis) – Traitor
PC Gamer – Traitor
Pearl Drums (Drum maker) – Traitor
Peavey Electronics – Probation
Penguin Books USA – Traitor
Pepsico – Traitor
Philips – Probation
Pinterest – Traitor
Pixar – Traitor
Planet Peebles (Arts and crafts) – Traitor
Planned Parenthood (All lives matter… except for fetusus) – Traitor
Playboy – Traitor
PlayStation – Double Traitor
PlayStation Japan – Traitor
PlayStation Lifestyle (PlayStation news site) – Traitor
Plugin Boutique – Traitor
Pokemon – Traitor
Poly – Traitor
Popeyes Chicken – Traitor
Pop-Tarts – Probation
Porsche – Probation
Pornhub (Subversion) – Traitor
Power Rangers – Probation
PPI (Progressive policy) – Traitor
PQube Games (Localization publisher) – Traitor
PreSonus (Audio software) – Traitor
Print Magazine – Traitor
Procter & Gamble (Mega corporation) – Traitor
Promark Drumsticks – Traitor
PRSGuitars (Guitar maker) – Traitor
Public Citizen (NGO) – Traitor
Puma – Traitor
Pusheen The Cat (E-tailer) – Traitor
Rare Ltd (Game developer) – Traitor
Raw Fury (Game publisher) – Traitor

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If there is any gambling anime series that you must watch, it should be Kaiji: The Ultimate Survivor. You will immediately notice that the animation design is much different from what you see. This is a serious anime though the game takes it to outlandish plots. The story revolves around Kaiji who is a waster that does nothing but drinks all day. More Animes Where Gambling Is Touched Upon. While anime gambling shows aren’t as many as you may hope for, there are many other series where gambling and chance play some part in the plot. Gambling need not be a part of the plot for you to enjoy a well-done series which are cornerstone products of the anime industry. Complete list of gambling anime, and watch online. You win some, you lose some. Gambling is a strong focus in these anime, from casino adventures to backroom games. Characters often gamble day in and day out for a variety of stakes: money, fame, or in the case of High Stakes Games, even more sinister consequences. Far from the properly licensed gambling that goes on in real life, in the anime, Akagi is a teenager who ends up gambling in mahjong games that are run by Yakuza (Japanese mobsters). What makes this one of the best gambling anime TV series isn't just that it offers an unlikely hero, as Akagi doesn't actually know anything about the game of mahjong at the very start. Not to mention all the gambling-themed movies and TV-series we often watch at home or on the big screen! Anime has a lot of different genres, including gambling. There are a lot of superb series you could watch about popular games like Blackjack, Sic Bo and more. Legendary Gambler Tetsuya is one of the oldest anime in this genre, first airing in October 2000 and still considered the cream of the crop. This series shows another rather realistic side of gambling: cheating. People do, and always will cheat. But this show cleverly handles the logistics of how, which makes it really stand out. Problem gambling is a much-discussed topic nowadays and it is perfectly disclosed in a modern anime entitled Kakegurui. This series has been introduced on Netflix in 2017 and remains in the list of the best anime of this type. Its story takes place at a school where children of rich, famous, and influential people study.

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